THE COLLECTED RANTS OF FRANCIS E. DEC

 
Welcome to the world's single most comprehensive source of writings by Francis E. Dec! Below are housed Mr. Dec's rants - illustrated by me - along with other correspondence written by the man throughout his life. While rants by Dec have been available online in the past, this web site is unique in that it contains material by Dec available nowhere else and which has never before been seen by his fans! Most, if not all of this new material was graciously donated to the Fanclub in late 2008. Dec's legal correspondence, also available below, was dug up from various government archives during 2006 and 2007 by dedicated Decologist Ted Torbich!

 
   

All of Dec's rants were printed (by Dec) onto various flyers, which he mass-mailed to random people, businesses and media all over the world. In the mid-1980s, one of these bundles was sent to radio DJ Doc Britton who recorded audio versions of some of Dec's rants, sparking interest in Francis. You can listen to Doc's recordings below, via some of the individual pages for the rants. The newly recovered rants also contain their own audio files, recorded much more recently by other fans of Francis (me included)! I VERY highly recommend listening to the recordings whilst reading the transcripts, as it will greatly enhance the experience! Dec's rants can also be read in their original format by clicking on the miniatures located at the bottom of each transcript.

I hope the wacky world of Dec will bring you just as much laughter and amazement as it has brought me over the years! I would also very much like to extend my humble thanks to each and every person who has contributed towards making this page the most complete source of Dec available anywhere! Thank you all so very, very much!

 

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PAGE SECTIONS:

RANTS pt. 1: "THE HISTORY
OF THE COMPUTER GOD"


RANTS pt. 2: "LIVING-DEATH
FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY"


RANTS pt. 3: "PARROTING
PUPPET SCUM-ON-TOP"


LETTERS pt. 1: LETTERS TO
THE U.S. SUPREME COURT


LETTERS pt. 2: LETTERS TO
THE NASSAU COUNTY COURT


OTHER MATERIAL
 
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DEC'S RANTS, SECTION 1:
"THE HISTORY OF THE COMPUTER GOD"

A large portion of Dec's rants deal almost exclusively with his mostly-invented accounts of the "history" behind the evil machine-entity he refers to as the "Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God" (see Dectionary) and its gigantic conspiracy. These rants were donated to the Fanclub in 2008 and are available to the public here for the very first time ever.

     
RANT # 1:
  "ASTROCISM: THE TRUE RELIGION OF
THE SLOVENE PEOPLE!"
 

DESCRIPTION: The amazing origins of the Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God, revealed! Learn the TRUE history of the "Worldwide Slovene Empire" from Mr. Dec!

CLICK HERE TO READ!
     
RANT # 2:
  "INFRARED CRUSADER PRIESTS FROM
BEYOND COMPREHENSION!"
 

DESCRIPTION: The Computer God's over-all plan is further explained by Mr. Dec! Further revealed: its reasons for creating Frankenstein Controls and its reasons for degenerating the Slovene People!

CLICK HERE TO READ!
     
RANT # 3:
  "THE TRUE HISTORY OF NAZI JEWMANY!"
 

DESCRIPTION: The real history of WWII, previously covered up by the Computer God, is revealed at last thanks to Mr. Dec! Nazi Jews and human meat factory extermination camps ahoy!!

CLICK HERE TO READ!
     

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DEC'S RANTS, SECTION 2:
"LIVING-DEATH FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY"
What rants of Francis do not deal with the Computer God's fabricated world history deal almost entirely with the horrible effects that its rule over mankind brought with it. In Francis' world, all people are regularly abducted and operated upon, aging is a mechanically induced process that does not occur naturally, mind-control and surveillance are ubiquitous and our brains are located in huge cities on the lunar surface. The below rants express Francis' terrified paranoia in awesome detail.
     
RANT # 1:
  "MASTER RACE FRANKENSTEIN
RADIO CONTROLS!!"
 

DESCRIPTION: Mr. Dec orients us as to the individual components implanted inside our heads by the Communist Gangster Computer God and how they enable the rest of its many nefarious plots against us!

CLICK HERE TO READ!
     
RANT # 2:
  "GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD WORLD-
WIDE SECRET CONTAINMENT POLICY!!"
 

DESCRIPTION: Learn from Mr. Dec how the Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God surgically alters your Frankenstein-enslaved body at night to further the Communist "Black Wave" of the future!

CLICK HERE TO READ!
     
RANT # 3:
  "THE EVIL METRIC SYSTEM
CONSPIRACY!!"
 

DESCRIPTION: Mr. Dec enlightens us as to how the Computer God's ridiculously complicated and confusing metric measurement system destroys all standards and values in order to force us into outer space!

CLICK HERE TO READ!
 
RANT # 4:
  "THE TOP-SECRET DUAL
FOOD STANDARD!!"
 

DESCRIPTION: Mr. Dec conveys to us his insane frustration over being gangsterized dietary and forced to consume only deadly poisonous, degenerative PLEBIAN food for his vegetarian diet!

CLICK HERE TO READ!
     
RANT # 5:
  "LONG ISLAND LUNACY"
 

DESCRIPTION: Mr. Dec relates scenes from the ongoing gangsterization he is forced to suffer on a daily basis, both in his everyday life and in his quest to remodel his house, as it is a CIA DEATHTRAP!!

FORTHCOMING!
     

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DEC'S RANTS, SECTION 3:
"PARROTING PUPPET SCUM-ON-TOP"
Another frequently recurring theme in Francis' writings is that of libel. When he is not attempting to expose either the history or conspiracies of the Communist Gangster Computer God, Dec spends most of his time directing hate-filled accusations against groups of people he perceives as "in" on these conspiracies. The below rants are all wonderfully amusing examples of this genre.
     
RANT # 1:
  "WORLDWIDE OPEN SECRET!"
 

DESCRIPTION: American History Dex! Learn from Mr. Dec the TRUE history of this worse-Gangster Government and the playboy scum-on-top who govern us through the Communist-atheist Conspiracy!

CLICK HERE TO READ!
     
RANT # 2:
  "THE TEDDY KENNEDY LETTER"
 

DESCRIPTION: Chappaquiddick "incident" says you? "Chappaquiddick secreted RAPE SODOMY MURDER" says Mr. Dec! Also contains extra hate-fueled libel against judges and District attorneys!

CLICK HERE TO READ!
     
RANT # 3:
  "TO ALL JUDGES!"
 

DESCRIPTION: Mr. Dec writes a letter to the US Supreme Court which may, possibly, rank as one of the funniest things ever created by human hand in the entire history of the Universe.

CLICK HERE TO READ!
     
RANT # 4:
  "A TERRIBLE PRISON SENTENCE!"
 

DESCRIPTION: This rant contains the "greatest hits" from Mr. Dec's long, rambling "MAXIMUM-CONVICTION" Supreme Court appeal brief! Hear Mr. Dec explain how his trial was worse than any Gestapo trial during World War II, as manipulated by the FOPPISH IMP JUDGE!

CLICK HERE TO READ!
     

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OTHER WRITINGS BY FRANCIS E. DEC
The following writings arenít "rants" per se, but rather legal documents written by Dec in his attempts to appeal to the U.S. Supreme Court. As detailed in his rant ďTo All JudgesĒ, the Timeline and the FAQ, Dec was found guilty of his involvement in a forgery case; something which in turn led to him losing his job as a lawyer. He would come to spend the rest of his life litigiously attempting to get the US Supreme Court to overturn this conviction, to no avail. I am now very happy to be able to present Decís collected legal correspondence in a fully transcribed form for the very first time ever!
     
FRANCIS E. DEC'S CORRESPONDENCE
WITH THE U.S. SUPREME COURT
     
TEXT # 1:
  THE "MAXIMUM-CONVICTION
APPEAL BRIEF"
- DEC'S APPEAL TO THE U.S. SUPREME COURT
 

DESCRIPTION: This is Francis E. Dec's almost mythical letter to the U.S. Supreme Court, as mentioned by him in his rants. Thoroughly hateful and incoherent, it raises several interesting legal questions.

CLICK HERE TO READ!
     
TEXT # 2:
  "IN FORMA PAUPERIS"
- "I'M TOO BROKE FOR THIS - TREAT ME!"
 

DESCRIPTION: This is an ancillary document from Francis E. Dec's Supreme Court appeal, the costs of which Dec apparently was too poor to afford. This petition is the result of his forced, jobless poverty.

CLICK HERE TO READ!
     
TEXT # 3:
  "PETITION FOR REHEARING
OF WRIT OF CERTIORARI"
 

DESCRIPTION: This is yet another ancillary document from Dec's appeal to the Supreme Court. Seems his initial appeal was turned down and he decided to try it again. It didn't work this time, either.

CLICK HERE TO READ!
     

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FRANCIS E. DEC'S CORRESPONDENCE
WITH THE NASSAU COUNTY COURT
     
TEXT # 1:
  "A GESTAPO-LIKE FARCE TRIAL"
- THE APPEAL BRIEF OF FRANCIS E. DEC
 
DESCRIPTION: This is Francis E. Decís long-lost Appeal Brief to the Nassau County Court. Long, rambling and altogether incoherent, this letter exhibits much of Decís wackiness and can be seen as a proto-rant of sorts. It was graciously donated to the Fanclub by Ted Torbich!
CLICK HERE TO READ!
     
TEXT # 2:
  "A VICIOUS CONSPIRACY"
- THE NASSAU COUNTY'S RESPONDENT'S BRIEF
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

DESCRIPTION: This is the Nassau County Court's response to Mr. Dec's Appeal Brief, as posted above. It is quite amusing. Like the above letter, it was procured by Ted Torbich.

CLICK HERE TO READ!
     
TEXT # 3:
  "FELONIOUS AND IMMORAL"
- DEC'S REPLY TO THE RESPONDENT'S BRIEF
 

DESCRIPTION: This is Mr. Dec's reply to the Nassau County Court's response, as posted above. Defiant in the extreme, it showcases his complete inability to just call it quits and realize defeat. It was kindly obtained by Ted Torbich!

CLICK HERE TO READ!
     
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MISCELLANEOUS DEC-RELATED TEXTS
     
TEXT # 1:
  A LETTER FROM JOSEPH
- DEC'S BROTHER WRITES FORREST JACKSON
 
DESCRIPTION: This is a letter from Mr. Dec's brother Joseph. Sent to Mr. Forrest Jackson in 1995, it portrays brother Joseph in a very different way than Francis described him. I love the part about "repairing", though. Thanks a lot to Forrest Jackson for this letter!
CLICK HERE TO READ!
 


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