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THE COLLECTED RANTS OF FRANCIS E. DEC | ||
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Below are housed the transcribed, illustrated
rants of Mr. Dec. All of these mad diatribes were at some point printed onto various flyers, which were then mass-mailed to random people and media outlets all across the US. One of these bundles managed to find it's way to one Boyd "Doc" Britton, a radio DJ, who then recorded some rants into audio files. These files are individually linked to from each rant. I EXTREMELY highly recommend listening to them whilst reading the transcripts, as it'll greatly enhance the experience. Trust me! For more info on Doc and his recordings of the rants, see the "about" -page and Donna Kossy's excellent website "The Kooks Museum"! |
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Most of the below rants have been
previously transcribed over at the
Kooks Museum's Francis E. Dec exhibit; some of them by yours truly. However, for the construction of this page I have chosen to re- transcribe all of them myself, using what I assume to be the correct punctuation and spelling. I have also divided each rant into sections to make reading easier. It helps. A lot. You'll see. As of 2007, this page also contains NEW MATERIAL by Dec (both written and recorded!) that has never before been seen or heard! Scroll down to see it! A few
of these rants are somewhat graphics-intensive. As such, it'll
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RANT # 1: |
"GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD WORLD- WIDE SECRET CONTAINMENT POLICY!!" |
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DESCRIPTION: Learn from Mr. Dec
how the Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God surgically alters your Frankenstein-enslaved body at night to further the Communist "Black Wave" of the future! |
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RANT # 2: |
"TO ALL JUDGES!" | |||
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DESCRIPTION: Mr. Dec writes a
letter to the US Supreme Court. (Note: May be one of the funniest things ever created by human hand in the entire history of the Universe.) |
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RANT # 3: |
"WORLDWIDE OPEN SECRET!" | |||
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DESCRIPTION: American History
Dex! Learn from Mr. Dec the TRUE history of this worse-Gangster Government and the playboy scum-on- top which governs us through the Communist-atheist Conspiracy! |
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RANT # 4: |
"A TERRIBLE PRISON SENTENCE!" | |||
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DESCRIPTION: The very first
brand new Dec material in over 20 years! Mr. Dec explains how his trial was worse than any Gestapo trial during WWII, as manipulated by the FOPPISH IMP JUDGE! |
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RANT # 5: |
"THE TOP-SECRET DUAL FOOD STANDARD!!" |
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DESCRIPTION: Yet ANOTHER
BRAND NEW, hitherto-unknown rant by Francis E. Dec! Experience Mr. Dec's insane frustration over being forced to eat deadly poisonous PLEBIAN food for his vegetarian diet! |
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RANT # 6: |
"LONG ISLAND LUNACY" | |||
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DESCRIPTION: Informative scenes
from Mr. Dec's daily life. Also details his ongoing quest to remodel his house after his brother moved out, as it is a CIA DEATHTRAP. IT ALMOST LOOKS NEW!!! |
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RANT # 7: |
"MASTER RACE FRANKENSTEIN RADIO CONTROLS!!" |
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DESCRIPTION: Mr. Dec teaches us
the names and functions of the individual components which are implanted inside our heads by the Communist Gangster Computer God. WARNING: Heavy racism! |
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| OTHER WRITINGS BY FRANCIS E. DEC | ||
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Most of the following writings aren’t rants per se, but rather legal
documents written by Dec in his attempts to appeal to the U.S. Supreme Court. As detailed in his rant “To All Judges”, the Timeline and the FAQ, Dec was found guilty of his involvement in a forgery case; something which in turn led to him losing his job as a lawyer. He would come to spend the rest of his life litigiously attempting to get the US Supreme Court to overturn this conviction, to no avail. I am now very happy to be able to present Dec’s collected legal correspondence in a fully transcribed form for the first time ever! |
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FRANCIS E. DEC'S CORRESPONDENCE WITH THE U.S. SUPREME COURT |
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TEXT # 1: |
THE "MAXIMUM-CONVICTION APPEAL BRIEF" - DEC'S APPEAL TO THE U.S. SUPREME COURT |
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DESCRIPTION: This is Francis E.
Dec's almost mythical letter to the U.S. Supreme Court, as mentioned by him in his rants. Thoroughly hateful and incoherent, it raises many interesting legal questions. |
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TEXT # 2: |
"IN FORMA PAUPERIS" - "I'M TOO BROKE FOR THIS - TREAT ME!" |
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DESCRIPTION: This is an ancillary
document from Francis E. Dec's Supreme Court appeal, the costs of which Dec apparently was too poor to afford. This petition is the result of his forced, jobless poverty. |
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TEXT # 3: |
"PETITION FOR REHEARING OF WRIT OF CERTIORARI" |
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DESCRIPTION: This is yet another
ancillary document from Dec's appeal to the Supreme Court. Seems his initial appeal was turned down and he decided to try it again. It didn't work this time, either. |
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FRANCIS E. DEC'S CORRESPONDENCE WITH THE NASSAU COUNTY COURT |
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TEXT # 1: |
"A GESTAPO-LIKE FARCE TRIAL" - THE APPEAL BRIEF OF FRANCIS E. DEC |
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DESCRIPTION:
This is Francis E. Dec’s long-lost Appeal Brief to the Nassau County Court. Long, rambling and altogether incoherent, this letter exhibits much of Dec’s wackiness and can be seen as a proto-rant of sorts. It was graciously donated to the Fanclub by Ted Torbich! |
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"A VICIOUS CONSPIRACY" - THE NASSAU COUNTY'S RESPONDENT'S BRIEF |
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DESCRIPTION: This is the Nassau
County Court's response to Mr. Dec's Appeal Brief, as posted above. It is quite amusing. Like the above letter, it was procured by Ted Torbich. |
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"FELONIOUS AND IMMORAL" - DEC'S REPLY TO THE RESPONDENT'S BRIEF |
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DESCRIPTION: This is Mr. Dec's
reply brief to the Nassau
County Court's response, as posted above. Defiant in the extreme, it show- cases his complete inability to just call it quits and realize defeat. It was kindly obtained by Ted Torbich! |
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TEXT # 1: |
A LETTER FROM JOSEPH - DEC'S BROTHER WRITES FORREST JACKSON |
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DESCRIPTION: This is a letter
from Mr. Dec's brother Joseph. Sent to Mr. Forrest Jackson in 1995, it portrays brother Joseph in a very different way than Francis described him. I love the part about "repairing", though. Thanks a lot to Forrest Jackson for this letter! |
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