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THE COLLECTED RANTS OF FRANCIS E. DEC |
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Welcome to the world's single most comprehensive
source of writings by Francis E. Dec! Below are housed Mr. Dec's rants - illustrated by me - along with other correspondence written by the man throughout his life. While rants by Dec have been available online in the past, this web site is unique in that it contains material by Dec available nowhere else and which has never before been seen by his fans! Most, if not all of this new material was graciously donated to the Fanclub in late 2008. Dec's legal correspondence, also available below, was dug up from various government archives during 2006 and 2007 by dedicated Decologist Ted Torbich! |
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 All of Dec's rants were printed
(by Dec) onto variousflyers, which he mass-mailed to random people, busi- nesses and media all over the world. In the mid-1980s, one of these bundles was sent to radio DJ Doc Britton who recorded audio versions of some of Dec's rants, sparking interest in Francis. You can listen to Doc's recordings below, via some of the individual pages for the rants. The newly recovered rants also contain their own audio files, recorded much more recently by other fans of Francis (me included)! I VERY highly recommend listening to the recordings whilst reading the transcripts, as it will greatly enhance the experience! Dec's rants can also be read in their original format by clicking on the miniatures located at the bottom of each transcript. I hope the wacky world of Dec will bring you just as much laughter and amazement as it has brought me over the years! I would also very much like to extend my humble thanks to each and every person who has contributed towards making this page the most complete source of Dec available anywhere! Thank you all so very, very much! |
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DEC'S RANTS, SECTION
1: "THE HISTORY OF THE COMPUTER GOD" |
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A large portion of Dec's rants
deal almost exclusively with his mostly-invented accounts of the "history" behind the evil machine-entity he refers to as the "Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God" (see Dectionary) and its gigantic conspiracy. These rants were donated to the Fanclub in 2008 and are available to the public here for the very first time ever. |
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RANT # 1: |
"ASTROCISM: THE TRUE RELIGION OF THE SLOVENE PEOPLE!" |
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DESCRIPTION: The amazing origins
of the Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God, revealed! Learn the TRUE history of the "Worldwide Slovene Empire" from Mr. Dec! |
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RANT # 2: |
"INFRARED CRUSADER PRIESTS FROM BEYOND COMPREHENSION!" |
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DESCRIPTION: The Computer God's
over-all plan is further explained by Mr. Dec! Further revealed: its reasons for creating Frankenstein Controls and its reasons for degenerating the Slovene People! |
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RANT # 3: |
"THE TRUE HISTORY OF NAZI JEWMANY!" | |||
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DESCRIPTION: The real
history of WWII, previously covered up by the Computer God, is revealed at last thanks to Mr. Dec! Nazi Jews and human meat factory extermination camps ahoy!! |
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RANT # 1: |
"GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD WORLD- WIDE SECRET CONTAINMENT POLICY!!" |
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DESCRIPTION: Learn from Mr. Dec
how the Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God surgically alters your Frankenstein-enslaved body at night to further the Communist "Black Wave" of the future! |
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RANT # 2: |
"THE EVIL METRIC SYSTEM CONSPIRACY!!" |
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DESCRIPTION: This rant, along
with many other never-before seen rants by Francis E. Dec, will be added to the Fanclub in the future! Keep checking back to enjoy new material by Dec! |
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RANT # 3: |
"THE TOP-SECRET DUAL FOOD STANDARD!!" |
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DESCRIPTION: This formerly-unknown rant
by Dec details his insane frustration over his repeated gangsterization and his being forced to eat only deadly poisonous PLEBIAN food for his vegetarian diet! |
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"LONG ISLAND LUNACY" | |||
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DESCRIPTION: Informative scenes
from Mr. Dec's daily life. Also details his ongoing quest to remodel his house after his brother moved out, as it is a CIA DEATHTRAP. IT ALMOST LOOKS NEW!!! |
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"MASTER RACE FRANKENSTEIN RADIO CONTROLS!!" |
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DESCRIPTION: Mr. Dec teaches us
the names and functions of the individual components which are implanted inside our heads by the Communist Gangster Computer God. WARNING: Fucked up racism! |
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RANT # 1: |
"WORLDWIDE OPEN SECRET!" | |||
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DESCRIPTION: American History
Dex! Learn from Mr. Dec the TRUE history of this worse-Gangster Government and the playboy scum-on- top who govern us through the Communist-atheist Conspiracy! |
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DESCRIPTION: Chappaquiddick
"incident" says you? "Chappa- quiddick secreted RAPE SODOMY MURDER" says Mr. Dec! Also contains extra hate-fueled libel against judges and District attorneys! |
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DESCRIPTION: Mr. Dec writes a
letter to the US Supreme Court which may, possibly, rank as one of the funniest things ever created by human hand in the entire history of the Universe. |
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"A TERRIBLE PRISON SENTENCE!" | |||
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DESCRIPTION: This rant contains
the "greatest hits" from Mr. Dec's long, rambling "MAXIMUM-CONVICTION" Supreme Court appeal brief! Hear Mr. Dec explain how his trial was worse than any Gestapo trial during World War II, as manipulated by the FOPPISH IMP JUDGE! |
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The following writings aren’t
"rants" per se, but rather legal
documents written by Dec in his attempts to appeal to the U.S. Supreme Court. As detailed in his rant “To All Judges”, the Timeline and the FAQ, Dec was found guilty of his involvement in a forgery case; something which in turn led to him losing his job as a lawyer. He would come to spend the rest of his life litigiously attempting to get the US Supreme Court to overturn this conviction, to no avail. I am now very happy to be able to present Dec’s collected legal correspondence in a fully transcribed form for the first time ever! |
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THE "MAXIMUM-CONVICTION APPEAL BRIEF" - DEC'S APPEAL TO THE U.S. SUPREME COURT |
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DESCRIPTION: This is Francis E.
Dec's almost mythical letter to the U.S. Supreme Court, as mentioned by him in his rants. Thoroughly hateful and incoherent, it raises many interesting legal questions. |
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"IN FORMA PAUPERIS" - "I'M TOO BROKE FOR THIS - TREAT ME!" |
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DESCRIPTION: This is an ancillary
document from Francis E. Dec's Supreme Court appeal, the costs of which Dec apparently was too poor to afford. This petition is the result of his forced, jobless poverty. |
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"PETITION FOR REHEARING OF WRIT OF CERTIORARI" |
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DESCRIPTION: This is yet another
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"A GESTAPO-LIKE FARCE TRIAL" - THE APPEAL BRIEF OF FRANCIS E. DEC |
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This is Francis E. Dec’s long-lost Appeal Brief to the Nassau County Court. Long, rambling and altogether incoherent, this letter exhibits much of Dec’s wackiness and can be seen as a proto-rant of sorts. It was graciously donated to the Fanclub by Ted Torbich! |
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"A VICIOUS CONSPIRACY" - THE NASSAU COUNTY'S RESPONDENT'S BRIEF |
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DESCRIPTION: This is the Nassau
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"FELONIOUS AND IMMORAL" - DEC'S REPLY TO THE RESPONDENT'S BRIEF |
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DESCRIPTION: This is Mr. Dec's
reply brief to the Nassau
County Court's response, as posted above. Defiant in the extreme, it show- cases his complete inability to just call it quits and realize defeat. It was kindly obtained by Ted Torbich! |
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A LETTER FROM JOSEPH - DEC'S BROTHER WRITES FORREST JACKSON |
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DESCRIPTION: This is a letter
from Mr. Dec's brother Joseph. Sent to Mr. Forrest Jackson in 1995, it portrays brother Joseph in a very different way than Francis described him. I love the part about "repairing", though. Thanks a lot to Forrest Jackson for this letter! |
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