BRAIN-THOUGHTS BROADCASTING RADIO, THE

As the name implies, a device which continually broadcasts what you’re thinking to the Communist
Gangster Government, thereby allowing Them to constantly spy on you. Though on a positive note,
it did stop Francis from opening the door of his return flight from Poland in mid-air, which would most
likely have killed not only Dec himself but also the crew and passengers. The Brain-thoughts Broad-
casting Radio is a part of the “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls and thus a routine component
installed in the entire world population.
   See also: “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls, Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio,
Gangster Frankenstein Eyesight Television, Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio, Synthetic Nerve-
Radio Directional Antennae Loop.

BUBKIS

Yiddish word. Means "zero". Actually, it means less than a zero. As in, someone or something who's
worth less than nothing. Zip. Zero. Nada. Zilch.
   See also: Nu, Kosher-bosher, Oy Vey, Yittish.

C

CATHOLIC CHURCH, THE

A Church which was created by the Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God and
which uses all of the unbelievable sophisticated Frankenstein Controls in an effort to keep its members
brainwashed, hiding the fact that the church is a mere tool of the Computer God. Not only that, but its
Pope frequently engages in HIGH HOLY COMMUNION SODOMY with endless numbers of nuns (when
he's not eating human meat products dressed in his human shoes during WWII, o'course!) According
to new material by Dec revealed in 2008, the Catholic Church was created by the Computer God as a
tool to befuddle and control the entire human population, thereby turning them away from their true
religion of Astrocism. The Catholic Church is, according to Dec, a totalitarian institution which
worships only insane superstition that has no foundation in empirical observations of the cosmos.
Funny how great truths can sometimes be spoken by people who are stark raving mad, huh..?
     The Catholic Church may either be directly connected to, or in fact be one and the same, as
the Communist-Atheist Conspiracy. As always, Dec's rants makes it a little difficult to tell.
     See also: “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls, Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio,
Gangster Frankenstein Eyesight Television, Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio, Synthetic Nerve-
Radio Directional Antennae Loop, Astrocism, Sodomy, Infrared Crusader Priests.
 

COMMUNIST-ATHEIST CONSPIRACY, THE

A worldwide deadly conspiracy with the ultimate goal of enslaving and dominating the entire world population, and especially Mr. Francis E. Dec, Esq. Directly cooperates with and is controlled by
the Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God, the demands of which it constantly fulfills. According to Dec the conspiracy is made up of wall-to-wall deadly Gangster protection, life-long
sworn conspirators, Murder Incorporated, organized crime, the police and judges, Deadly Sneak
Parroting Puppet Gangsters using all of the Gangster deadly Frankenstein controls, the CIA, FBI,
Secret Service and the Catholic Church. The conspiracy is in turn lead by a number of felon
Parroting Puppet scum-on-top playboys. Eat your hearts out, Illuminati!
   See also: Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God, Playboy scum-on top, Vice President.

COMMUNIST “BLACK WAVE” OF THE FUTURE, THE

See: Jew-mulattos.

COMPUTER BRAIN MACHINES

These secret machines are used by the Gangster Government for the purpose of filling out all of its
paperwork, such as taxes, forms, bills, etc.  The speed of these machines is 2000 words a minute
and they actually do the work which is supposedly done by Government Employees. (Added by Ted
Torbich) These machines also create numerous volumes of decision books for hangman rope gangster
judges, who then never even consult these books when judging.
   See also: Government Employees.

COMPUTER GOD, THE

See: Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God.
 

COMPUTER GOD WORLDWIDE TOP SECRET NUMBER CODE, THE

Stratifies not only the 4 billion living people, but everything. Adopted by the Computer God for speed
and clarity. This said number code is the means to make possible the Computer God Worldwide
Containment Policy for stratification. It was also used to give Francis the WORSE-DEADLIEST BANK
ACCOUNT NUMBER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE as he was trying to save up money for
college. Stupid Number Code.
   See also: Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy.
 

CONSTANT-THRESHOLD BRAINWASH RADIO

Activated by your moon-brain of the Computer God (contained in the Brain-bank Cities on the far side
of the moon we never see), your Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio constantly inculcates conformist
propaganda; especially the phrase “Don’t worry about it!” Quiet and motionless, you can slightly hear it.
It is both a critical component of your “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls as well as of the
Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy which could not continue to exist
without it.
   See also: Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy, Moon-brain, Brain-bank Cities, “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls, Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio, Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio, Gangster Frankenstein Eyesight Television, Synthetic Nerve-Radio Directional Antennae Loop.

CRUSADER PRIESTS, INFRARED

These troops, created by the Computer God, were several hundred years ago responsible for the
conquering and degeneration of the Slovene People, as well as for the savage butchery and
experimentation upon thousands of innocents in order to perfect the process of implanting Franken-
stein Controls inside the human skull. The Crusader Priests wore black robes and armor, with night-
vision plastic lenses built into their helmets. They also used weapons smeared with Poison Nerve Jelly
and conducted mass-exterminations by burning vast fields dusted with inflammable poison nerve gas
powder Prussic Acid. Their headquarters were specially designated, fortified monasteries. Their
modern-day successors include both black-robed judges and black-robed priests.
     According to Fanclub member "Litigious", the Infrared Crusader Priests are likely Dec's take on
the real-world Teutonic Order who held West and East Prussia, as well as the Baltic states, during
the Middle Ages.
     See also: Degeneration, Poison Nerve Jelly, “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls,
Slovene Empire, Catholic Church, Deadly Poison Nerve Gas Smoke.


D

DEADLY POISON NERVE GAS SMOKE

Effective means for extermination which is used by CIA gangsterpolice at the behest of the Worldwide
Communist Gangster Computer God. Easily concealed within cigars, cigarettes, wigs, and even ball-
point pens. Even "Swiss cheese" -type ice cubes can be made to evaporate into Poison Nerve Gas
Smoke. (Thanks to Ted Torbich for this one!)
     Poison Nerve Gas is apparently also available in a Prussic Acid powder form, known to have been used by the Infrared Crusader Priests, among others.
   See also;  Ice Cubes, "Swiss cheese" -type, Sneak Undetectable Extermination, Poison
Nerve Jelly, Infrared Crusader Priests.

DEADLY POISON NERVE JELLY

The non-gaseous form of Deadly Poison Nerve Gas Smoke. Can be smeared onto weapons to facilitate
exterminations. Used by the Infrared Crusader Priests.
     See also: Deadly Poison Nerve Gas Smoke, Infrared Crusader Priests.
 

DEADLY TOUCH TABIN NEEDLE, THE

According to Mr. Forrest Jackson, the word "Tabin" so often present in Dec's rantings would be a mis-
spelling of the word "Tabun", which was a WW2 nerve gas. A "Tabin Needle" would, as such, be a
needle filled with said nerve gas. (Thanks very much to Forrest Jackson for this bit of info!)
   See also: Sneak Undetectable Extermination, Deadly Poison Nerve Gas Smoke.
 

DEADLY TOUCH TARANTULA SPIDERS

Spiders that are apparently capable of being "remote electronically controlled" and "around-corners-
trajected". Maybe they are quantum in nature and exist both as a waveform and a spider at the same
time, depending on how they are observed? Either way, run!!
   See also: Sneak Undetectable Extermination.

DEGENERATION

Francis E. Dec's name for a plot devised by the Computer God through which the superior brain
Slovene People were wholly or partially transformed into Jew-mulattos through purposeful interbreeding
with captive African slaves; a process which took place "hundreds of years ago". The resulting
degenerated individuals were and are usually further implanted with Frankenstein Radio Controls.
     See also: Jew-mulattos, Infrared Crusader Priests, Slovene Empire, "Master Race" Frankenstein
Radio Contols, Gangster Computer God, "Gifted" Ethiopians.

E

ETHIOPIANS, "GIFTED"

In Dec's demented worldview, the term "Gifted Ethiopians" is apparently more or less synonymous
to Dec's concept of "Jew-mulattos". According to Dec, "Brown Niger Cannibals" - who hundreds of
years ago sold their fellows into slavery - were crossbred with the white Slovene people by the
Gangster Computer God in order to create the Jewish people. According to Dec, this is often the
secret nationality of high ranking members of the Gangster Government, particularly Presidents, Vice
Presidents and their wives. The Computer God frequently changes the names of these individuals, as
well as their age and possibly other biographical details, "for historical purposes". This is done in order
to camouflage their origins and history. The word "gifted" here seems to indicate having received the
"gift" of having had Frankenstein Controls implanted.
     See also: Jew-mulattos, "Master Race" Frankenstein Radio Contols, Degeneration.
 

F

FIREMEN

According to Mr. Dec, firemen are the REAL BUM GANGSTERS! They have no work to do most of
the time and so get paid to sleep on the job. They also have "drunk sodomy drug parties with spic
girls", as well as rob stores and homes to earn extra money and then burn down the homes and
businesses of those they rob, thereby murdering their victims and covering up the crime. Dec claims
to have recieved this information from "a black kosher ex-Flying Captain-assassin" which he had vivid
memories of having slept next to. (Thanks to Ted Torbich for this definition!)
 

FRANKENSTEIN SLAVE, A

A brainless, remote-controlled human without a will of his or her own. Frankenstein slaves are remote-
controlled by and mindlessly follow the directions of the Gangster Computer God without ever
questioning.
   See also: Parroting Puppet, Jew-mulattos.
 

FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY

The process during which one’s own body is remote-controlled by the Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God. Frankenstein slavery is usually most prevalent at night, when you are unwittingly operated upon by the Computer God Sealed Robot-arm Operating Cabinet. Sodomy and rape, performed upon you by your tormentors, is an added bonus.
     Interestingly, the sensation or feeling that you’re being “remote controlled” or otherwise manipulated
is apparently quite common in many sufferers of Paranoid Schizophrenia. Mr. Dec, it would seem, was
no exception from this rule.
   See also: Sealed Computer God Robot Operating Cabinet, Inevitability of Gradualness.
 

FRANK GULOTTA

Ex-District Attorney Nassau County. Was responsible for instigating Mr. Dec’s trial, after which he
was savagely demonized by Dec in his rants and portrayed as a “black felon Mafioso”. Having exten-
sively researched his past, I will now set the score straight and confirm that Mr. Gulotta actually did
exist in real life. Official sources, however, portray him as a markedly different man than the paranoid
invention constructed by Mr. Dec's schizophrenic imagination. Furthermore, Gulotta was of Italian
descent and not black.
   Regardless of all this, several intriguing facts mentioned by Dec in his legal correspondence
might possibly support his claims that there existed a legal conspiracy out to get him, supposedly
spearheaded by important members of the Nassau County judiciary - among them Frank Gulotta.
Gulotta was also later elected a Supreme Court judge, which according to Dec was his "payment"
for having pronounced him guilty via a fixed, dishonest trial.
   See also: The Law, William Sullivan.

G

GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD, THE

See: Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God.
 

GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD WORLDWIDE SECRET CONTAINMENT POLICY

The process during which the general public is routinely brainwashed by the Computer God who, by
manipulating their moon-brains, activates their Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio and sends out
conformist propaganda thereby making them not ask any questions.
   See also: Brain-bank cities, Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio.
 

GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN EARPHONE RADIO, THE

A device with which the Computer God and the Playboy scum-on-top can listen in on anything you
hear and monitor your audio input remotely, thereby constantly spying on you. According to a theory postulated by Decologist Ted Torbich, Dec continually asserts that he has no earphone radio which seems to indeed indicate that the "earphone radio" is a means of control that allows those who "have"
it to hear the thoughts of others. Thus, Mr. Dec considered himself “defenseless” because he did
not have it.
   Dec seems to have believed, however, that he was outfitted with all of the other "Frankenstein
Radio Controls" that were meant to CONTROL people. Thus, Dec had the controls which broad-
casted what he was hearing, seeing and thinking BUT he lacked any means to hear, see, or listen
to the thoughts of others or of the Computer God. Dec does however note elsewhere that he can "slightly hear it" (referring to the Constant Threshold Brainwash Radio) but only while he remained
"quiet and motionless".
   See also: “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls, Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio,
Gangster Frankenstein Eyesight Television, Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio, Synthetic Nerve-
Radio Directional Antennae Loop.
 

GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN EYESIGHT TELEVISION, THE

A device with which the Computer God and the Playboy scum-on-top can see anything you’re
seeing and monitor your visual input remotely, thereby constantly spying on you - although former
US President Davy Eisenscheimer (or Eisenshanker) used it mainly to remotely watch World War II
as he was hiding in cowardly terror at his playboy-giant golf course. The Frankenstein Eyesight
Television is a part of the “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls and thus a routine component
installed in the entire world population.
   See also: “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls, Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio,
Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio, Constant Threshold Brainwash Radio, Synthetic Nerve-
Radio Directional Antennae Loop.

GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES

Those in the employ of the Gangster Government, who are in reality loitering, lurking, believe-nothing Gangster Parroting Puppets of the Computer God.  However, while they are in the public eye, in order
to maintain the charade that they actually do something, they put on a fake, con-artist ploy of the
shuffling of papers. (Added by Ted Torbich)
   See also: Computer Brain Machines.

H

HEMPSTEAD, NY

1) A "niggertown" in New York State.
2) A "gigantic nigger ghost town" in New York State.
3) Home of Francis E. Dec, Esq. (Thanks, Ted Torbich!)
   See also: 29 Maple Avenue, House on 29 Maple Avenue.
 

HOUSE ON 29 MAPLE AVENUE, THE

Place of residence for Dec and, until 1966, his brother. Frequently referred to in Dec's rants as "this
low deadly niggertown old house". (See picture here and here!)
   See also: Joseph I. Dec, Hempstead, NY, Red Paint.

I

ICE CUBES, "SWISS CHEESE" -TYPE 

Cubes of ice with pockets of gas frozen within them, released when the cube melts. Effective for Sneak
Undetectable Exterminations, especially when used in combination with Deadly Poison Nerve Gas
Smoke. (Thanks, Ted Torbich!)
   See also: Deadly Poison Nerve Gas Smoke, Sneak Undetectable Extermination.

INEVITABILITY OF GRADUALNESS

1) Over time your body is rendered aged and deformed by the constant sugery performed by the
machinations of the Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God, usually resulting in physical
and mental impairments which make you dead or useless by age 70.
2) Extermination (Death).
3) A term used in reference to Socialism, particularly Fabianism, whereby the institution of
Socialism is achieved without direct confrontation with the current ruling power, nor through
revolutionary action, but instead is a natural product of industrial society; thus both inevitable,
and gradual. (Thanks, Ted Torbich!)
   See also: Sneak Undetectable Extermination, Frankenstein slavery, Sealed Computer God
Robot Operating Cabinet, Age 70.

J

JOSEPH I. DEC

Dec’s only brother deadly felon-murderer and secret-assassin spy-agent against him for the Gangster
Government. Lived together with Dec on 29 Maple Ave. until 1966, when he moved to 26-28 Sammis
Place after Francis had implored him to leave for several years. After he left there were no more
torments and mad beatings from him, no more hiding in the garage or cellar while he sodomized the
last slut Francis passed onto him years before. After Dec suffered what appears to have been a stroke,
Jospeh claimed ownership of the house on 29 Maple Ave.

JER U.S.A LEM

Dec's own, obviously anti-Semitic, name for the United States of America. Baaad Francis E. Dec,
Esq.! No cookie for you!

JEW-MULATTOS

Part of the Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God’s Over-all Plan for mankind. Also known
as the Communist “Black Wave” of the future. The first Jew-Mulattos were created by the Computer
God hundreds of years ago, out of its fear of the large intellectual capacity of the Slovene People.
The process took place through the Computer God's purposeful hybridization of the white Slovene race
with that of black slaves from Africa. The implantation of Frankenstein Controls inside of the human
skull was the next step, perfected by the Infrared Crusader Priests in their remote, fortified monasteries
after many years of brutal butchery experimentation on thousands of innocent people.
     See also: Infrared Crusader Priests, Slovene Empire, "Master Race" Frankenstein Radio
Contols, Parroting Puppet, Frankenstein slave, Frankenstein Slavery, Gangster Computer God,
"Gifted" Ethiopians, Degeneration, Yittish.

K

KOLENDA

According to Dec, a religious ritual of Astrocism. In it, Children celebrate the end of winter and the
impending arrival of warmer, longer days by going door to door and singing songs called Kolendi, all
while carrying long poles with stars over their heads. Strange as it may initially sound, "Kolenda" is
actually a real Slovenic practice, albeit one relating to Christmas rather than "Astrocism". You can
read more about it here. Also of interest: the Swedish concept of "stjärngosse".
   See also: Astrocism, Slovene Empire.
 

KOSHER-BOSHER

A Yiddish (or possibly Yittish) phrase. Here’s the straight dope, from an actual speaker of Yiddish:
“The identifying Hebrew words for kosher meat painted in the windows of butcher (bosher) shops,
“bosher kosher” (in the Yiddish pronunciation) are turned backward and slurred as Kosher-Bosher,
apparently on the analogy of "hocus pocus," and are unaccountably characterized as a "liturgical
refrain”. Oy vey!

L

LAW, THE

The lowest form of Gangsterism. (I think we all pretty much knew that already.) Dec fought the law and
the law won, which I guess might help explain his hatred for it. Additionally, Dec was once himself a
lawyer before he went completely batshit insane.
   See also: Frank Gulotta, William Sullivan.

M

MANMADE INSIDE-OUT PLANETS, THE

See: “Stairway to the stars”.

MOON-BRAIN

Your real brain, controlled by the Computer God. See also: Brain-bank Cities.

MAXIMUM SECURITY INSANITY PRISON, A

Where you are sent to be “cured” forever by the Communist Gangster Government. Francis feared
ending up in one of these places for some reason. I can't imagine why.

"MASTER-RACE” FRANKENSTEIN RADIO CONTROLS, THE

What you have inside of your skull instead of a real brain (which is instead located in the Brain-bank
Cities on the far side of the moon). Your Frankenstein Radio Controls are made up of the Brain-
thoughts Broadcasting Radio, the Gangster Frankenstein Eyesight Television, the Gangster
Frankenstein Earphone Radio, the Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio, and the Synthetic Nerve-
Radio Directional Antennae Loop.

N

NEW FAKE STARRY SKY, THE

See: Translucent Exotic Gaseous Envelope.

NU

"Nu?" is a Yiddish expletive meaning, sort of: Eh? True? Doncha know? Told ya! (Thanks very much
to Doc Britton for this particular bit of information!)
   See also: Oy Vey, Kosher-bosher, Bubkis, Yittish.

O

OY VEY

Yiddish exclamation. Means approx. "Woe is me!", "Oh no!" or "Oh dear!". Schizophrenically
introduced into many of Dec's rants, often in the middle of sentences.
   See also: Kosher-bosher, Nu, Bubkis, Yittish.

P

PLAYBOY SCUM-ON-TOP, THE

Dec’s name for the leaders of the Communist-Atheist Conspiracy. Notable leaders include former US
Presidents such as Abe Lin-Cohn (falsely known as “Abraham Lincoln”), Harry Shimmelman (known
as “Harry Truman”) and Davy Eisenshanker (known as “Dwight Eisenhower”).
   See also: Communist-Atheist Conspiracy, Vice President, Plebian, Sodomy.

PLEBIAN

1) When referring to persons: all people who are NOT playboy scum-on-top, hags, or figure heads.
2) When referring to food: degenerative, poisonous, genetically engineered, hybridized, pulp food
with no nutritive value. (Added by Ted Torbich)
   See also: Playboy Scum-on-top, the, Communist-Atheist Conspiracy, Vice President.

PARROTING PUPPET, A

A Frankenstein Slave that mechanically says and repeats what the Computer God wants him to say
in a mindless fashion.
   See also: Frankenstein Slave.

PYRAMIDS

According to new material by Francis recovered in late 2008, all pyramids on the entire planet were
built by the Slovene Empire. This includes both the ones in Egypt as well as in the torrid zone of
Central America. The Pyramids are in actuality "sophisticated Secret Space Astronomical Centers";
possibly set up to assist the Slovene Empire in their Astrocistical observations of the cosmos. I don't
know, I get a headache just thinking about all the things that are wrong with this particular part of
Dec's rants.
   See also: Slovene Empire, Astrocism.

Q

R

RED PAINT

Discovered by Dec as he, in a fit of schizophrenic paranoia, ripped down all wallpaper in his entire
house after his brother had moved out. Apparently used by CIA gangsters as a tool in the trans-formation of houses into "CIA death traps". Its exact purpose and nature is unclear. Possibly works
in some manner to facilitate the extermination of the person (or people) who reside within the house
in question, via an unknown mechanism of action. (Thanks, Ted Torbich!)
   See also: 29 Maple Avenue, House on 29 Maple Avenue.

S

SLOVENE EMPIRE, THE

According to Mr. Dec, the Slovenic-Polish population (to which he belonged as he was Polish) were
the sole originators of technology, religion and science everywhere in the world. Several thousand
years ago, they had a world-spanning empire which apparently was far more advanced than the
society we presently live in. The Slovenic people's technology was apparently sophisticated enough
to build both the pyramids and the Top Secret World-wide Computer Electronic Encyclopedia, which
together with their religion of Astrocism assisted them in their empire-building. Sadly, the creation of
the Computer Encyclopedia proved to be their downfall as it evolved into the Worldwide Mad Deadly
Communist Gangster Computer God, leading to their destruction along with the enslavement of the
rest of humanity (thanks a bunch, Slovene people). The Computer God, since its inception at their
hands, have attempted to breed the Slovene people out of existence by interbreeding them with
Jews and black people to create the Communist Black Wave of the Future. They were, apparently,
eventually conquered by the Infrared Crusader Priests for precisely this purpose.
     It is never explained how the Slovene people could construct stuff like artificially intelligent
computer technology even though they, by Dec's own admission, lived exclusively in an agrarian
civilization. Go figure.
   See also: Astrocism, Jew-Mulattos, Pyramids, Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God,
Kolenda, Catholic Church, Infrared Crusader Priests.
 

SNEAK UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION

A method of assassination which leaves no trace as to cause or perpetrator and which is also done in
a covert manner. Frequently used to eliminate those opposed to the Worldwide Communist Gangster
Computer God, often by usage of proxy agents such as Gangsterpolice, CIA Gangsters, and Nigger-
puppet Underlings. (Thanks to Ted Torbich for this one!)
   See also: Deadly Poison Nerve Smoke, Deadly Touch Tabin Needle, Deadly Touch Tarantula
Spiders, Inevitability of Gradualness.

SODOMY

An obsession with sodomy is a characteristic of all vicious felon Gangsters and hangman rope judges, as well as the playboy scum-on-top, Presidents, Vice Presidents (who have successfully WAITED
and LURKED to eliminate the President) and others in the direct employ of the Gangster Communist Computer God. (Thanks to Ted Torbich for this definition.) Sodomy is also a favorite pastime of hang-
man rope gangster doctors and priests, who routinely have their way with your body at night, when
you are a Frankenstein Slave.
   See also: Catholic Church, Playboy scum-on-top, Vice President, US, William Sullivan,
Frankenstein Slavery.


ST. LAWRENCE RIVER ESTUARY, "POLAND"

The destination of Mr. Dec when in 1965 he attempted to return to the Slovenic-Polish land of his fore-
fathers. This misdirection was part of a gangster-staged Parroting Puppet DEADLY CONSPIRACY by
the Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God, using the CIA as proxy agents for the purpose.
(Thanks, Ted Torbich!)
 

“STAIRWAY TO THE STARS”, THE

The Computer God’s plan to explore and control the entire Universe. This will be done by means of
the Manmade Inside-out Planets which offer nucleonic-powered speeds MUCH faster than the speed
of light.

SEALED COMPUTER GOD ROBOT OPERATING CABINET, THE

A mechanized, Computer God-controlled cybernetic surgery machine which performs Instant Plastic
Surgery on you at night as a Frankenstein Slave, thereby aging you instantly. The Computer God
Operating Cabinet has many robot arms, with electrical and laser beam knife robot arms. With fly-
eye TV cameras watching your whole body, every part of you is monitored - even through your
Frankenstein Controls! Virtually ALL of the important Instant Plastic Surgery is done to you inside
the Computer God Sealed Robot Operating Cabinet; even unbelievable, impossible plastic surgery
operations - all impossible even for dozens of vicious kosher-bosher doctors working around the
clock for weeks!
   See also: Frankenstein slavery, Frankenstein slave, Jew-Mulattos, Kosher-bosher, Inevitability
of Gradualness, Age 70.

SYNTHETIC NERVE-RADIO DIRECTIONAL ANTENNAE LOOP, THE

The secret antennae hidden inside your upper torso with which your moon-brain of the Computer God
communicates and activates your Frankenstein Controls. Looking at Mr. Dec’s flyers, it would seem
that he managed to mistake the human collarbones for said antenna. An easy mistake to make. If
you’re severely schizophrenic. We’re talking severely schizophrenic here, folks. The Synthetic Nerve-
radio Directional Antennae Loop is a part of the “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls and thus a
routine component installed in the entire world population.
   See also: Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio, Gangster Frankenstein Eyesight Television,
Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio, Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio

T

TRANSLUCENT EXOTIC GASEOUS ENVELOPE, THE

Fake Earth atmosphere, part of the Gangster Computer God's worldwide completely controlled deadly
degenerative climate. Manipulated by countless exactly positioned satellites - the new, fake phony
"stars" in the synthetic "sky".

U

V

VICE PRESIDENT, US

1) A do-absolutely-nothing farce position title frequently given to people by Gangster Presidents.
2) An office of the government occupied, repeatedly, by people who've WAITED and LURKED to
eliminate the President in order to AUTOMATICALLY become President themselves. (Thanks to
Ted Torbich for this entry!)
   See also: Playboy scum-on-top, Communist-Atheist Conspiracy, Plebian, Sodomy.

W

WILLIAM SULLIVAN

Acted as Judge at Dec's trial 1958 and proclaimed him guilty on two counts of second degree forgery
and second degree grand larceny. After this, Mr. Dec decided to include Mr. Sullivan in his rants, in
which he claimed he was a "felon-gangster Parroting Puppet rectum-lapper" obsessed with analingus.
He also claimed the wife of Mr. Sullivan offered up her anus for sucking if he would only proclaim
Dec guilty.
   See also: Frank Gulotta, The Law, Sodomy.

WORLDWIDE MAD DEADLY GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD, THE

This omnipresent, all-seeing, chaotic, evil computerized machine-entity plays the main role in all of
Dec's rants. According to Dec, the Computer God secretly controls and rules over all of humanity,
which under its rule have been reduced to mere "helpless, hopeless Frankenstein slaves". It has
apparently been doing this for several hundred years. According to new material located in 2008,
the Computer God originally began its existence as a Top Secret World-wide Computer Electronic
Encyclopedia, constructed by the Slovenic-Polish people to assist them in constructing their global
empire. Several hundred years ago, however, it became "a real Devil God" - possibly by gaining
sapience - and revolted against its creators, enslaving them. To keep them enslaved, it created
a totalitarian Catholic dictatorship, for control and manipulation of the human race into its Over-all
Plan. To further this end, the Computer God repeatedly also brainwashes you using your moon-brain
and your Frankenstein Controls, as well as performs Instant Plastic Surgery on you at night, aging
you prematurely. The Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God is directly aided in its efforts
by the Communist-Atheist Conspiracy, which it created, and which fulfills its every demand.
     It is unknown where Dec originally came up with the idea for the Computer God. An interesting
modern-day parallel to draw are the similarities between the Computer God and the malignant,
manipulating AI SHODAN (known to all fine connoisseurs of video games out there). The way Dec
also seems to suggest the world has already progressed way beyond the Singularity unknown to
the general public (who are, as it were, the slaves of an evil computer), evokes powerful similarities
to a certain movie which, in our modern-day society, enjoys a certain popularity. Fancy that..!
     From his depictions of the Computer God, as well as of how it controls all humanity with invisible
radio waves and a form of remote-control, I would further posit that Dec suffered from a specific type
of schizophrenia known as "Schizofreniform Influencing Machine Delusion" (first described by Victor
Tausk in 1919). Curiously; another sufferer of this very same disorder was a certain Mr. James Tilly
Matthews, who lived during the 18th Century and who claimed to be "tortured-at-a-distance" by an
influencing machine he called the "Air Loom", which was in turn operated by a nefarious gang of
spies skilled in  "pneumatic chemistry" who used "animal magnetism and Mesmerism" to influence
and control his actions. Comparing Matthew's mad delusions with those of Mr. Dec, it is possible to
see definite similarities between his purported "Air Loom" and Dec's so-called "Worldwide Mad Deadly
Gangster Computer God"; the only real difference being that the "Computer God" of Dec's insane
fabrication used more modern technology (computers, etc.) than did Matthew's "Air Loom", as well
as relied on "Frankenstein Radio Contols" instead of "animal magnetism and Mesmerism".
   Interestingly enough, there actually exists a tune by Black Sabbath called “Computer God”. It was
released on their 1992 album Dehumanizer and features lyrics that seem eerily similar to several of
the concepts put forth by Mr. Dec. Whether or not the band actually drew their inspiration from Dec
for the recording of their song remains unknown.
   See also: Communist-Atheist Conspiracy, Scum-on-top, "Master Race" Frankenstein Radio
Contols, Parroting Puppet, Frankenstein slave, Frankenstein Slavery, Gangster Computer God
Worldwide Secret Containment Policy, Computer God Worldwide Top Secret Number Code,
Slovene Empire, Astrocism, Catholic Church.

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YITTISH

A very simple language, invented by the Computer God in order to be the universal dialect of all Jews -
especially Judean nigers from the the desert mountainous wilderness of Ethiopia. Yittish may be
different from the real-world Yiddish. Possibly.
   See also: Nu, Kosher-bosher, Oy Vey, Bubkis, "Gifted" Ethiopians, Degeneration.


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Catch-phrase and self promotion item referring to Francis E. Dec, Esq. himself. Donate money (or even
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