|What follows is a list of schizophrenic words and phrases which turn up frequently in Mr. Dec’s writings. It is my hope that by listing them here and attempting to explain them, I might make Dec’s worldview a little easier to understand for both the casual enthusiast and the hardcore fan. Although that probably isn’t going to happen. I mean, I compiled this stuff and I still have trouble understanding even half of it! Also, if you’re a first-time listener to Mr. Dec, the Dectionary should probably be read after checking the rants out, so as not to spoil anything. BEWARE THE DEADLY TOUCH TABIN NEEDLE!!|
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According to Dec, the critical age at which the Computer God has determined that all people should either be "dead or useless". Presumably this policy would only apply to the plebian masses and not to the Playboy scum-on-top. Should you be "lucky" enough to live to age 70 and be rendered useless, you can also expect to have many diseases, a raspy, aged voice and a wrinkled ugly gargoylic clown-booze face with bulldog hanging cheeks and jowls. (Added by Ted Torbich.)
The TRUE religion of the Slovene people, well-renowned (or not) builders of world-wide empires everywhere. According to Dec, Astrocism was humanity's original religion. It was empirical, scientific and agnostic: meaning that it likely only worshipped what could be seen with the naked eye, instead of resorting to metaphysical concepts and superstition. It was eventually destroyed by the Computer God as it seized power over mankind. As its name implies, the customs of Astrocism was set up based upon the study of the Universe, primarily the Sun. The customs of Astrocism controlled things like harvest and planting for the World-wide agrarian Slovene Empire. Through its religion of Astrocism, the Slovenic empire made it possible for man to advance to present day sophistication.
Cities existing on the far side of the moon we never see and which house your moon-brain (your real brain) of the Computer God. Primarily based on your lifelong Frankenstein Radio Controls, your moon-brain of the Computer God activates your Frankenstein threshold Brainwash Radio inculcating conformist propaganda. As such, these cities and the moon-brains housed in them are a vital part of the Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy. Click here to see a rendition of said cities, as drawn by Fanclub member "Exilechump"!
As the name implies, a device which continually broadcasts what you’re thinking to the Communist Gangster Government, thereby allowing Them to constantly spy on you. Though on a positive note, it did stop Francis from opening the door of his return flight from Poland in mid-air, which would most likely have killed not only Dec himself but also the crew and passengers. The Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio is a part of the “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls and thus a routine component installed in the entire world population.
See also: “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls,
Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio,
A Church which was
created by the Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God
and which uses all of the unbelievable sophisticated Frankenstein
Controls in an effort to keep its members brainwashed, hiding the fact that the church is a mere tool
of the Computer God. Not
only that, but its Pope frequently engages in HIGH HOLY COMMUNION
SODOMY with endless
numbers of nuns (when he's not eating human meat products dressed in
his human shoes during
WWII, o'course!) According
to new material by Dec revealed in 2008,
the Catholic Church was
created by the Computer God as a
tool to befuddle and control the
entire human population, thereby
turning them away from their true
religion of Astrocism. The
Catholic Church is, according to Dec,
a totalitarian institution which
worships only insane superstition
that has no foundation in empirical
observations of the cosmos.
Funny how great truths can sometimes be
spoken by people who are stark raving mad, huh..?
“Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls,
Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio,
A worldwide deadly conspiracy with the ultimate goal of enslaving and dominating the entire world population, and especially Mr. Francis E. Dec, Esq. Directly cooperates with and is controlled by the Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God, the demands of which it constantly fulfils. According to Dec the conspiracy is made up of wall-to-wall deadly Gangster protection, life-long sworn conspirators, Murder Incorporated, organized crime, the police and judges, Deadly Sneak Parroting Puppet Gangsters using all of the Gangster deadly Frankenstein controls, the CIA, FBI, Secret Service and the Catholic Church. The conspiracy is in turn lead by a number of felon Parroting Puppet scum-on top playboys. Eat your hearts out, Illuminati!
These secret machines are used by the Gangster Government for the purpose of filling out all of its paperwork, such as taxes, forms, bills, etc. The speed of these machines is 2000 words a minute and they actually do the work which is supposedly done by Government Employees. (Added by Ted Torbich)These machines also create numerous volumes of decision books for hangman rope gangster judges, who then never even consult these books when judging.
See also: Government Employees.
Stratifies not only the 4 billion living people, but everything. Adopted by the Computer God for speed and clarity. This said number code is the means to make possible the Computer God Worldwide Containment Policy for stratification. It was also used to give Francis the WORSE-DEADLIEST BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE as he was trying to save up money for college. Stupid Number Code.
Activated by your moon-brain of the Computer God (contained in the Brain-bank Cities on the far side of the moon we never see), your Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio constantly inculcates conformist propaganda; especially the phrase “Don’t worry about it!” Quiet and motionless, you can slightly hear it. It is both a critical component of your “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls as well as of the Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy which could not continue to exist without it.
See also: Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment
These troops, created by the Computer God, were
several hundred years ago responsible for the conquering and degeneration of the Slovene People, as well as for
the savage butchery and experimentation upon thousands of innocents in order to perfect the
process of implanting
Frankenstein Controls inside the human skull. The Crusader Priests
wore black robes and armor,
with night-vision plastic lenses built into their helmets. They also
used weapons smeared with
Poison Nerve Jelly
and conducted mass-exterminations by burning vast
fields dusted with
inflammable poison nerve gas
powder Prussic Acid. Their headquarters
were specially designated,
fortified monasteries. Their
modern-day successors include both
black-robed judges and
Effective means for
extermination which is used by CIA gangsterpolice at the behest of
Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God. Easily concealed within
cigars, cigarettes, wigs,
and even ball point pens. Even "Swiss cheese" -type ice cubes can be
made to evaporate into
Poison Nerve Gas Smoke. (Thanks to Ted Torbich for this one!)
The non-gaseous form of Deadly Poison Nerve Gas Smoke. Can be smeared onto weapons to facilitate exterminations. Used by the Infrared Crusader Priests.
According to Mr. Forrest Jackson, the word "Tabin" so often present in Dec's rantings would be a misspelling of the word "Tabun", which was a WW2 nerve gas. A "Tabin Needle" would, as such, be a needle filled with said nerve gas. (Thanks very much to Forrest Jackson for this bit of info!)
Spiders that are apparently capable of being "remote electronically controlled" and "around-corners-trajected". Maybe they are quantum in nature and exist both as a waveform and a spider at the same time, depending on how they are observed? Either way, run!!
See also: Sneak Undetectable Extermination.
Francis E. Dec's name for a plot devised by the Computer God through which the superior brain Slovene People were wholly or partially transformed into Jew-mulattos through purposeful interbreeding with captive African slaves; a process which took place "hundreds of years ago". The resulting degenerated individuals were and are usually further implanted with Frankenstein Radio Controls.
In Dec's demented worldview, the term "Gifted Ethiopians" is apparently more or less synonymous to Dec's concept of "Jew-mulattos". According to Dec, "Brown Niger Cannibals" - who hundreds of years ago sold their fellows into slavery - were crossbred with the white Slovene people by the Gangster Computer God in order to create the Jewish people. According to Dec, this is often the secret nationality of high ranking members of the Gangster Government, particularly Presidents, Vice Presidents and their wives. The Computer God frequently changes the names of these individuals, as well as their age and possibly other biographical details, "for historical purposes". This is done in order to camouflage their origins and history. The word "gifted" here seems to indicate having received the "gift" of having had Frankenstein Controls implanted.
According to Mr.
Dec, firemen are the REAL BUM GANGSTERS! They have no work to do
the time and so get paid to sleep on the job. They also have "drunk
sodomy drug parties with
girls", as well as rob stores and homes to earn extra money and
then burn down the homes
businesses of those they rob, thereby murdering their victims
and covering up the crime. Dec
to have received this information from "a black kosher
ex-Flying Captain-assassin" which
he had vivid
memories of having slept next to. (Thanks to Ted
Torbich for this definition!)
A brainless, remote-controlled human without a will of his or her own. Frankenstein slaves are remote-controlled by and mindlessly follow the directions of the Gangster Computer God without ever questioning.
The process during which one’s own body is remote-controlled by the
Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God. Frankenstein slavery is
usually most prevalent at night, when you are unwittingly operated
upon by the Computer God Sealed Robot-arm Operating Cabinet.
and rape, performed upon you by your tormentors, is an added bonus.
Ex-District Attorney Nassau County. Was responsible for instigating
Mr. Dec’s trial, after which
was savagely demonized by Dec in his rants and portrayed as a “black
felon Mafioso”. Having
extensively researched his past, I will now set
the score straight and confirm that
exist in real life.
Official sources, however, portray him as a markedly different
invention constructed by Mr. Dec's schizophrenic imagination. Furthermore,
was of Italian
descent and not
GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD, THE
The process during which the general public is routinely brainwashed by the Computer God who, by manipulating their moon-brains, activates their Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio and sends out conformist propaganda thereby making them not ask any questions.
A device with which the Computer God and the Playboy scum-on-top can
listen in on anything you
hear and monitor your audio input remotely, thereby constantly
spying on you. According to a
theory postulated by Decologist Ted Torbich,
continually asserts that he has no earphone
radio which seems to indeed indicate that the "earphone radio" is a
means of control that allows
those who "have"
it to hear the thoughts of others. Thus, Mr. Dec
considered himself “defenseless”
because he did
not have it.
See also: “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls,
Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio,
A device with which the Computer God and the Playboy scum-on-top can see anything you’re seeing and monitor your visual input remotely, thereby constantly spying on you - although former US President Davy Eisenscheimer (or Eisenshanker) used it mainly to remotely watch World War II as he was hiding in cowardly terror at his playboy-giant golf course. The Frankenstein Eyesight Television is a part of the “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls and thus a routine component installed in the entire world population.
See also: “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls,
Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio,
Those in the employ of the Gangster Government, who are in reality loitering, lurking, believe-nothing Gangster Parroting Puppets of the Computer God. However, while they are in the public eye, in order to maintain the charade that they actually do something, they put on a fake, con-artist ploy of the shuffling of papers. (Added by Ted Torbich)
See also: Computer Brain Machines.
Cubes of ice with pockets of gas frozen within them, released when the cube melts. Effective for Sneak Undetectable Exterminations, especially when used in combination with Deadly Poison Nerve Gas Smoke. (Thanks, Ted Torbich!)
Dec’s only brother deadly felon-murderer and secret-assassin spy-agent against him for the Gangster Government. Lived together with Dec on 29 Maple Ave. until 1966, when he moved to 26-28 Sammis Place after Francis had implored him to leave for several years. After he left there were no more torments and mad beatings from him, no more hiding in the garage or cellar while he sodomized the last slut Francis passed onto him years before. After Dec suffered what appears to have been a stroke, Jospeh claimed ownership of the house on 29 Maple Ave.
Dec's own, obviously anti-Semitic, name for the United States of America. Baaad Francis E. Dec, Esq.! No cookie for you!
Part of the Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God’s Over-all Plan for mankind. Also known as the Communist “Black Wave” of the future. The first Jew-Mulattos were created by the Computer God hundreds of years ago, out of its fear of the large intellectual capacity of the Slovene People. The process took place through the Computer God's purposeful hybridization of the white Slovene race with that of black slaves from Africa. The implantation of Frankenstein Controls inside of the human skull was the next step, perfected by the Infrared Crusader Priests in their remote, fortified monasteries after many years of brutal butchery experimentation on thousands of innocent people.
See also: Infrared
"Master Race" Frankenstein
According to Dec, a religious ritual of Astrocism. In it, Children celebrate the end of winter and the impending arrival of warmer, longer days by going door to door and singing songs called Kolendi, all while carrying long poles with stars over their heads. Strange as it may initially sound, "Kolenda" is actually a real Slovenic practice, albeit one relating to Christmas rather than "Astrocism". You can read more about it here. Also of interest: the Swedish concept of "stjärngosse".
A Yiddish (or possibly Yittish) phrase. Here’s the straight dope, from an actual speaker of Yiddish: “The identifying Hebrew words for kosher meat painted in the windows of butcher (bosher) shops, “bosher kosher” (in the Yiddish pronunciation) are turned backward and slurred as Kosher-Bosher, apparently on the analogy of "hocus pocus," and are unaccountably characterized as a "liturgical refrain”. Oy vey!
The lowest form of Gangsterism. (I think we all pretty much knew that already.) Dec fought the law and the law won, which I guess might help explain his hatred for it. Additionally, Dec was himself once a lawyer before he went completely batshit insane.
MANMADE INSIDE-OUT PLANETS, THE
See: “Stairway to the stars”.
Your real brain, controlled by the Computer God. See also: Brain-bank Cities.
Where you are sent to be “cured” forever by the Communist Gangster Government. Francis feared ending up in one of these places for some reason. I can't imagine why.
What you have inside of your skull instead of a real brain (which is instead located in the Brain-bank Cities on the far side of the moon). Your Frankenstein Radio Controls are made up of the Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio, the Gangster Frankenstein Eyesight Television, the Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio, the Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio, and the Synthetic Nerve-Radio Directional Antennae Loop.
NEW FAKE STARRY SKY, THE
"Nu?" is a Yiddish expletive meaning, sort of: Eh? True? Doncha know? Told ya! (Thanks very much to Doc Britton for this particular bit of information!)
Yiddish exclamation. Means approx. "Woe is me!", "Oh no!" or "Oh dear!". Schizophrenically introduced into many of Dec's rants, often in the middle of sentences.
Dec’s name for the leaders of the Communist-Atheist Conspiracy. Notable leaders include former US Presidents such as Abe Lin-Cohn (falsely known as “Abraham Lincoln”), Harry Shimmelman (known as “Harry Truman”) and Davy Eisenshanker (known as “Dwight Eisenhower”).
1) When referring to persons:
all people who are NOT playboy
scum-on-top, hags, or figure heads.
A Frankenstein Slave that mechanically says and repeats what the Computer God wants him to say in a mindless fashion.
See also: Frankenstein Slave.
Discovered by Dec as he, in a fit of schizophrenic paranoia, ripped down all wallpaper in his entire house after his brother had moved out. Apparently used by CIA gangsters as a tool in the transformation of houses into "CIA death traps". Its exact purpose and nature is unclear. Possibly works in some manner to facilitate the extermination of the person (or people) who reside within the house in question, via an unknown mechanism of action. (Thanks, Ted Torbich!)
According to Mr. Dec, the Slovenic-Polish
population (to which he belonged as he was Polish) were
the sole originators of technology, religion and science everywhere
in the world. Several thousand
years ago, they had a world-spanning empire which apparently was far
more advanced than the
society we presently live in. The Slovenic people's technology was
apparently sophisticated enough
to build both the pyramids and the
Top Secret World-wide Computer Electronic
together with their religion of Astrocism assisted them in their
empire-building. Sadly, the creation of
the Computer Encyclopedia proved to be their downfall as it evolved
into the Worldwide Mad Deadly
Communist Gangster Computer God, leading to their destruction along
with the enslavement of the
rest of humanity (thanks a bunch, Slovene people). The Computer God,
since its inception at their
hands, have attempted to breed the Slovene people out of existence
by interbreeding them with
Jews and black people to create the Communist Black Wave of the
Future. They were, apparently,
eventually conquered by the Infrared Crusader Priests for precisely
A method of assassination which leaves no trace as to cause or perpetrator and which is also done in a covert manner. Frequently used to eliminate those opposed to the Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God, often by usage of proxy agents such as Gangsterpolice, CIA Gangsters, and Niggerpuppet Underlings. (Thanks to Ted Torbich for this one!)
An obsession with sodomy is a characteristic of all vicious felon Gangsters and hangman rope judges, as well as the playboy scum-on-top, Presidents, Vice Presidents (who have successfully WAITED and LURKED to eliminate the President) and others in the direct employ of the Gangster Communist Computer God. (Thanks to Ted Torbich for this definition.) Sodomy is also a favorite pastime of hangman rope gangster doctors and priests, who routinely have their way with your body at night, when you are a Frankenstein Slave.
See also: Catholic Church, Playboy scum-on-top,
Vice President, US,
The Computer God’s plan to explore and control the entire Universe. This will be done by means of the Manmade Inside-out Planets which offer nucleonic-powered speeds MUCH faster than the speed of light.
A mechanized, Computer God-controlled cybernetic surgery machine which performs Instant Plastic Surgery on you at night as a Frankenstein Slave, thereby aging you instantly. The Computer God Operating Cabinet has many robot arms, with electrical and laser beam knife robot arms. With fly-eye TV cameras watching your whole body, every part of you is monitored - even through your Frankenstein Controls! Virtually ALL of the important Instant Plastic Surgery is done to you inside the Computer God Sealed Robot Operating Cabinet; even unbelievable, impossible plastic surgery operations - all impossible even for dozens of vicious kosher-bosher doctors working around the clock for weeks!
The secret antennae hidden inside your upper torso with which your moon-brain of the Computer God communicates and activates your Frankenstein Controls. Looking at Mr. Dec’s flyers, it would seem that he managed to mistake the human collarbones for said antenna. An easy mistake to make. If you’re severely schizophrenic. We’re talking severely schizophrenic here, folks. The Synthetic Nerve-radio Directional Antennae Loop is a part of the “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls and thus a routine component installed in the entire world population.
Fake Earth atmosphere, part of the Gangster Computer God's worldwide completely controlled deadly degenerative climate. Manipulated by countless exactly positioned satellites - the new, fake phony "stars" in the synthetic "sky".
do-absolutely-nothing farce position title frequently given to
people by Gangster Presidents.
Acted as Judge at Dec's trial 1958 and proclaimed him guilty on two counts of second degree forgery and second degree grand larceny. After this, Mr. Dec decided to include Mr. Sullivan in his rants, in which he claimed he was a "felon-gangster Parroting Puppet rectum-lapper" obsessed with analingus. He also claimed the wife of Mr. Sullivan offered up her anus for sucking if he would only proclaim Dec guilty.
This omnipresent, all-seeing, chaotic, evil computerized machine-entity plays the main role in all of Dec's rants. According to Dec, the Computer God secretly controls and rules over all of humanity, which under its rule have been reduced to mere "helpless, hopeless Frankenstein slaves". It has apparently been doing this for several hundred years. According to new material located in 2008, the Computer God originally began its existence as a Top Secret World-wide Computer Electronic Encyclopedia, constructed by the Slovenic-Polish people to assist them in constructing their global empire. Several hundred years ago, however, it became "a real Devil God" - possibly by gaining sapience - and revolted against its creators, enslaving them. To keep them enslaved, it created a totalitarian Catholic dictatorship, for control and manipulation of the human race into its Over-all Plan. To further this end, the Computer God repeatedly also brainwashes you using your moon-brain and your Frankenstein Controls, as well as performs Instant Plastic Surgery on you at night, aging you prematurely. The Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God is directly aided in its efforts by the Communist-Atheist Conspiracy, which it created, and which fulfills its every demand.
It is unknown where Dec originally came up with the idea for the Computer God. An interesting modern-day parallel to draw are the similarities between the Computer God and the malignant, manipulating AI SHODAN (known to all fine connoisseurs of video games out there). The way Dec also seems to suggest the world has already progressed way beyond the Singularity unknown to the general public (who are, as it were, the slaves of an evil computer), evokes powerful similarities to a certain movie which, in our modern-day society, enjoys a certain popularity. Fancy that..!
From his depictions of the Computer God, as well as of how it controls all humanity with invisible radio waves and a form of remote-control, I would further posit that Dec suffered from a specific type of schizophrenia known as "Schizofreniform Influencing Machine Delusion" (first described by Victor Tausk in 1919). Curiously; another sufferer of this very same disorder was a certain Mr. James Tilly Matthews, who lived during the 18th Century and who claimed to be "tortured-at-a-distance" by an influencing machine he called the "Air Loom", which was in turn operated by a nefarious gang of spies skilled in "pneumatic chemistry" who used "animal magnetism and Mesmerism" to influence and control his actions. Comparing Matthew's mad delusions with those of Mr. Dec, it is possible to see definite similarities between his purported "Air Loom" and Dec's so-called "Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God"; the only real difference being that the "Computer God" of Dec's insane fabrication used more modern technology (computers, etc.) than did Matthew's "Air Loom", as well as relied on "Frankenstein Radio Contols" instead of "animal magnetism and Mesmerism".
Interestingly enough, there actually exists a tune by Black Sabbath called “Computer God”. It was released on their 1992 album Dehumanizer and features lyrics that seem eerily similar to several of the concepts put forth by Mr. Dec. Whether or not the band actually drew their inspiration from Dec for the recording of their song remains unknown.
See also: Communist-Atheist Conspiracy,
"Master Race" Frankenstein
A very simple language, invented by the Computer God in order to be the universal dialect of all Jews - especially Judean nigers from the the desert mountainous wilderness of Ethiopia. Yittish may be different from the real-world Yiddish. Possibly.
Catch-phrase and self promotion item referring to Francis E. Dec, Esq. himself. Donate money (or even a manual typewriter) today!
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