BRAIN-THOUGHTS BROADCASTING RADIO, THE

As the name implies, a device which continually broadcasts what you’re thinking to the Communist
Gangster Government, thereby allowing Them to constantly spy on you. Though on a positive note,
it did stop Francis from opening the door of his return flight from Poland in mid-air, which would
most likely have killed not only Dec himself but also the crew and passengers. The Brain-thoughts
Broadcasting Radio is a part of the “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls and thus a routine
component installed in the entire world population.
   See also: “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls, Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio,
Gangster Frankenstein Eyesight Television, Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio, Synthetic Nerve-
Radio Directional Antennae Loop.

C

CATHOLIC CHURCH, THE

A Church which worships the Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God and
which uses all of the unbelievable sophisticated Frankenstein Controls in an effort to keep its
members brainwashed and hide the fact that the church is a mere tool of the Computer God. Not
only that, but its Pope frequently engages in HIGH HOLY COMMUNION SODOMY with endless
numbers of nuns. (Thanks, Ted Torbich!)
   See also: “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls, Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio,
Gangster Frankenstein Eyesight Television, Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio, Synthetic Nerve-
Radio Directional Antennae Loop.
 

COMMUNIST-ATHEIST CONSPIRACY, THE

A worldwide deadly conspiracy with the ultimate goal of enslaving and dominating the entire world
population, and especially Mr. Francis E. Dec, Esq. Directly cooperates with and is controlled by
the Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God, the demands of which it constantly fulfils.
According to Dec the conspiracy is made up of wall-to-wall deadly Gangster protection, life-long
sworn conspirators, Murder Incorporated, organized crime, the police and judges, Deadly Sneak
Parroting Puppet Gangsters using all of the Gangster deadly Frankenstein controls, the CIA, FBI,
Secret Service and the Catholic Church. The conspiracy is in turn lead by a number of felon
Parroting Puppet scum-on-top playboys. Eat your hearts out, Illuminati!
   See also: Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God, Playboy scum-on top, Vice President.

COMMUNIST “BLACK WAVE” OF THE FUTURE, THE

See: Jew-mulattos.

COMPUTER BRAIN MACHINES

These secret machines are used by the Gangster Government for the purpose of filling out all of
its paperwork, such as taxes, forms, bills, etc.  The speed of these machines is 2000 words a
minute and they actually do the work which is supposedly done by Government Employees.
(Added by Ted Torbich)
   See also: Government Employees.

COMPUTER GOD, THE

See: Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God.
 

COMPUTER GOD WORLDWIDE TOP SECRET NUMBER CODE, THE

Stratifies not only the 4 billion living people, but everything. Adopted by the Computer God for speed
and clarity. This said number code is the means to make possible the Computer God Worldwide
Containment Policy for stratification. It was also used to give Francis the WORSE-DEADLIEST
BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE as he was trying to save up
money for college. Stupid Number Code.
   See also: Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy.
 

CONSTANT-THRESHOLD BRAINWASH RADIO

Activated by your moon-brain of the Computer God (contained in the Brain-bank Cities on the far
side of the moon we never see), your Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio constantly inculcates
conformist propaganda; especially the phrase “Don’t worry about it!” Quiet and motionless, you can
slightly hear it. It is both a critical component of your “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls as
well as of the Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy which could not
continue to exist without it.
   See also: Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy, Moon-brain, Brain-bank Cities, “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls, Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio, Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio, Gangster Frankenstein Eyesight Television, Synthetic Nerve-Radio Directional Antennae Loop.


D

DEADLY POISON NERVE GAS SMOKE

Effective means for extermination which is used by CIA gangsterpolice at the behest of the
Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God. Easily concealed within cigars, cigarettes, wigs,
and even ball-point pens. Even "Swiss cheese" -type ice cubes can be made to evaporate into
Poison Nerve Gas Smoke. (Thanks to Ted Torbich for this one!)
   See also;  Ice Cubes, "Swiss cheese" -type, Sneak Undetectable Extermination.
 

DEADLY TOUCH TABIN NEEDLE, THE

According to Mr. Forrest Jackson, the word "Tabin" so often present in Dec's rantings would be a
mis-spelling of the word "Tabun", which was a WW2 nerve gas. A "Tabin Needle" would, as such,
be a needle filled with said nerve gas. (Thanks very much to Forrest Jackson for this bit of info!)
   See also: Sneak Undetectable Extermination, Deadly Poison Nerve Gas Smoke.
 

DEADLY TOUCH TARANTULA SPIDERS

Spiders that are apparently capable of being "remote electronically controlled" and "around-corners-
projected". Maybe they are quantum in nature and exist both as a waveform and a spider at the
same time, depending on how they are observed? Either way, run!!
   See also: Sneak Undetectable Extermination.

E

ETHIOPIANS, "GIFTED"

According to Dec this is often the nationality of high ranking members of the Gangster Government,
particularly Presidents, Vice Presidents and their wives. The Computer God frequently changes
the names of these individuals, as well as their age and possibly other biographical details, "for
historical purposes". This is done in order to camouflage their origins and history.
(Added by Ted Torbich.)
 

F

FIREMEN

According to Mr. Dec, firemen are the REAL BUM GANGSTERS! They have no work to do most
of the time and so get paid to sleep on the job. They also have "drunk sodomy drug parties with
spic girls", as well as rob stores and homes to earn extra money and then burn down the homes
and businesses of those they rob, thereby murdering their victims and covering up the crime. Dec
claims to have recieved this information from "a black kosher ex-Flying Captain-assassin" which
he had vivid memories of having slept next to. (Thanks to Ted Torbich for this definition!)
 

FRANKENSTEIN SLAVE, A

A brainless, remote-controlled human without a will of his or her own. Frankenstein slaves are
remote-controlled by and mindlessly follow the directions of the Gangster Computer God without
ever questioning.
   See also: Parroting Puppet.
 

FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY

The process during which one’s own body is remote-controlled by the Worldwide Mad Deadly
Gangster Computer God. Frankenstein slavery is usually most prevalent at night, when you are
unwittingly operated upon by the Computer God Sealed Robot-arm Operating Cabinet. Interestingly,
the sensation or feeling that you’re being “remote controlled” is a apparently very common in many
sufferers of Paranoid Schizophrenia. Mr. Dec, it would seem, was no exception from this rule.
   See also: Sealed Computer God Robot Operating Cabinet, Inevitability of Gradualness.
 

FRANK GULOTTA

Ex-District Attorney Nassau County. Was responsible for instigating Mr. Dec’s trial, after which
he was savagely demonized by Dec in his rants and portrayed as a “black felon Mafioso”. Having
extensively researched his past, I will now set the score straight and confirm that Mr. Gulotta
actually did exist in real life. Official sources, however, portray him as a markedly different man than
the paranoid invention constructed by Mr. Dec's schizophrenic imagination. Furthermore, Gulotta
was of Italian descent and not black.
   Regardless of all this, several intriguing facts mentioned by Dec in his legal correspondence
seem to actually support his claims that there did indeed exist a legal conspiracy out to get him,
supposedly spearheaded by important members of the Nassau County judiciary - among them
Frank Gulotta. Gulotta was also later elected a Supreme Court judge, which according to Dec was
his "payment" for having pronounced him guilty via a fixed, dishonest trial.
   See also: The Law, William Sullivan.

G

GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD, THE

See: Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God.
 

GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD WORLDWIDE SECRET CONTAINMENT POLICY

The process during which the general public is routinely brainwashed by the Computer God who, by
manipulating their moon-brains, activates their Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio and sends out
conformist propaganda thereby making them not ask any questions.
   See also: Brain-bank cities, Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio.
 

GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN EARPHONE RADIO, THE

A device with which the Computer God and the Playboy scum-on-top can listen in on anything you
hear and monitor your audio input remotely, thereby constantly spying on you. According to a
theory postulated by Decologist Ted Torbich, Dec continually asserts that he has no earphone
radio which seems to indeed indicate that the "earphone radio" is a means of control that allows
those who "have" it to hear the thoughts of others. Thus, Mr. Dec considered himself “defenseless”
because he did not have it.
   Dec seems to have believed, however, that he was outfitted with all of the other "Frankenstein
Radio Controls" that were meant to CONTROL people. Thus, Dec had the controls which broad-
casted what he was hearing, seeing and thinking BUT he lacked any means to hear, see, or listen
to the thoughts of others or of the Computer God. Dec does however note elsewhere that he can
"slightly hear it" (referring to the Constant Threshold Brainwash Radio) but only while he remained
"quiet and motionless".
   See also: “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls, Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio,
Gangster Frankenstein Eyesight Television, Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio, Synthetic Nerve-
Radio Directional Antennae Loop.
 

GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN EYESIGHT TELEVISION, THE

A device with which the Computer God and the Playboy scum-on-top can see anything you’re
seeing and monitor your visual input remotely, thereby constantly spying on you - although former
US President Davy Eisenscheimer (or Eisenshanker) used it mainly to remotely watch World War II
as he was hiding in cowardly terror at his playboy-giant golf course. The Frankenstein Eyesight
Television is a part of the “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls and thus a routine component
installed in the entire world population.
   See also: “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls, Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio,
Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio, Constant Threshold Brainwash Radio, Synthetic Nerve-
Radio Directional Antennae Loop.

GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES

Those in the employ of the Gangster Government, who are in reality loitering, lurking, believe-
nothing Gangster Parroting Puppets of the Computer God.  However, while they are in the
public eye, in order to maintain the charade that they actually do something, they put on a fake,
con-artist ploy of the shuffling of papers. (Added by Ted Torbich)
   See also: Computer Brain Machines.

H

HEMPSTEAD, NY

1) A "niggertown" in New York State.
2) A "gigantic nigger ghost town" in New York State.
3) Home of Francis E. Dec, Esq. (Thanks, Ted Torbich!)
   See also: 29 Maple Avenue, House on 29 Maple Avenue.
 

HOUSE ON 29 MAPLE AVENUE, THE

Place of residence for Dec and, until 1966, his brother. Frequently referred to in Dec's rants as "this
low deadly niggertown old house". (See picture here and here!)
   See also: Joseph I. Dec, Hempstead, NY, Red Paint.

I

ICE CUBES, "SWISS CHEESE" -TYPE 

Cubes of ice with pockets of gas frozen within them, released when the cube melts. Effective for
Sneak Undetectable Exterminations, especially when used in combination with Deadly Poison
Nerve Gas Smoke. (Thanks, Ted Torbich!)
   See also: Deadly Poison Nerve Gas Smoke, Sneak Undetectable Extermination.

INEVITABILITY OF GRADUALNESS

1) Over time your body is rendered aged and deformed by the constant sugery performed by the
machinations of the Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God, usually resulting in physical
and mental impairments which make you dead or useless by age 70.
2) Extermination (Death).
3) A term used in reference to Socialism, particularly Fabianism, whereby the institution of
Socialism is achieved without direct confrontation with the current ruling power, nor through
revolutionary action, but instead is a natural product of industrial society; thus both inevitable,
and gradual. It's pretty safe to say this was not the usage Dec intended. (Thanks, Ted Torbich!)
   See also: Sneak Undetectable Extermination, Frankenstein slavery, Sealed Computer God
Robot Operating Cabinet, Age 70.

J

JOSEPH I. DEC

Dec’s only brother deadly felon-murderer and secret-assassin spy-agent against him for the
Gangster Government. Lived together with Dec on 29 Maple Ave. until 1966, when he moved to 26-
28 Sammis Place after Francis had implored him to leave for several years. After he left there were
no more torments and mad beatings from him, no more hiding in the garage or cellar while he
sodomized the last slut Francis passed onto him years before. After Dec suffered what appeared
to be a stroke, Jospeh claimed ownership of the house on 29 Maple Ave.

JER U.S.A LEM

Dec's own, obviously anti-Semitic, name for the United States of America. Baaad Francis E. Dec,
Esq.! No cookie for you!

JEW-MULATTOS

The Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God’s overall plan for mankind. Also known as the
Communist “Black Wave” of the future.

K

KOSHER-BOSHER

Here’s the straight dope on this weird Decian expression from an actual speaker of Yiddish:
“The identifying Hebrew words for kosher meat painted in the windows of butcher (bosher) shops,
“bosher kosher” (in the Yiddish pronunciation) are turned backward and slurred as Kosher-Bosher,
apparently on the analogy of "hocus pocus," and are unaccountably characterized as a "liturgical
refrain”. Oy vey!

L

LAW, THE

The lowest form of Gangsterism. (I think we all pretty much knew that already.) Dec fought the law
and the law won, which I guess might help explain his hatred for it. Additionally, Dec was once
himself a lawyer before he went completely batshit insane.
   See also: Frank Gulotta, William Sullivan.

M

MANMADE INSIDE-OUT PLANETS, THE

See: “Stairway to the stars”.

MOON-BRAIN

Your real brain, controlled by the Computer God. See also: Brain-bank Cities.

MAXIMUM SECURITY INSANITY PRISON, A

Where you are sent to be “cured” forever by the Communist Gangster Government. Francis feared
ending up in one of these places for some reason. I can't imagine why.

"MASTER-RACE” FRANKENSTEIN RADIO CONTROLS, THE

What you have inside of your skull instead of a real brain (which is instead located in the Brain-bank
Cities on the far side of the moon). Your Frankenstein Radio Controls are made up of the Brain-
thoughts Broadcasting Radio, the Gangster Frankenstein Eyesight Television, the Gangster
Frankenstein Earphone Radio, the Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio, and the Synthetic Nerve-
Radio Directional Antennae Loop.

N

NEW FAKE STARRY SKY, THE

See: Translucent Exotic Gaseous Envelope.

NU

"Nu?" is a Yiddish expletive meaning, sort of: Eh? True? Doncha know? Told ya! (Thanks very
much to Doc Britton for this particular bit of information!)
   See also: Oy Vey, Kosher-bosher.

O

OY VEY

Yiddish exclamation. Means approx. "Woe is me!", "Oh no!" or "Oh dear!". Schizophrenically
introduced into many of Dec's rants, often in the middle of sentences.
   See also: Kosher-bosher, Nu.

P

PLAYBOY SCUM-ON-TOP, THE

Dec’s name for the leaders of the Communist-Atheist Conspiracy. Notable leaders include former
US Presidents such as Abe Lin-Cohen (falsely known as “Abraham Lincoln”), Harry Shimmelman
(known as “Harry Truman”) and Davy Eisenshanker (known as “Dwight Eisenhower”).
   See also: Communist-Atheist Conspiracy, Vice President, Plebian.

PLEBIAN

1) When referring to persons: all people who are NOT playboy scum-on-top, hags, or figure heads.
2) When referring to food: degenerative, poisonous, genetically engineered, hybridized, pulp food
with no nutritive value. (Added by Ted Torbich)
   See also: Playboy Scum-on-top, the, Communist-Atheist Conspiracy, Vice President.

PARROTING PUPPET, A

A Frankenstein Slave that mechanically says and repeats what the Computer God wants him to say
in a mindless fashion.
   See also: Frankenstein Slave.

Q

R

RED PAINT

Discovered by Dec as he, in a fit of schizophrenic paranoia, ripped down all wallpaper in his entire
house after his brother had moved out. Apparently used by CIA gangsters as a tool in the trans-
formation of houses into "CIA death traps". Its exact purpose and nature is unclear. Possibly
works in some manner to facilitate the extermination of the person (or people) who reside within
the house in question, via an unknown mechanism of action. (Thanks, Ted Torbich!)
   See also: 29 Maple Avenue, House on 29 Maple Avenue.

S

SNEAK UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION

A method of assassination which leaves no trace as to cause or perpetrator and which is also
done in a covert manner. Frequently used to eliminate those opposed to the Worldwide
Communist Gangster Computer God, often by usage of proxy agents such as Gangsterpolice,
CIA Gangsters, and Niggerpuppet Underlings. (Thanks to Ted Torbich for this one!)
   See also: Deadly Poison Nerve Smoke, Deadly Touch Tabin Needle, Deadly Touch Tarantula
Spiders, Inevitability of Gradualness.

SODOMY

An obsession with sodomy is a characteristic of all vicious felon Gangsters and hangman rope
judges, as well as the playboy scum-on-top, Presidents, Vice Presidents (who have successfully
WAITED and LURKED to eliminate the President) and others in the direct employ of the Gangster
Communist Computer God. (Thanks to Ted Torbich for this definition.)


ST. LAWRENCE RIVER ESTUARY, "POLAND"

The destination of Mr. Dec when in 1965 he attempted to return to the Slovenic-Polish land of
his forefathers. This misdirection was part of a gangster-staged Parroting Puppet DEADLY
CONSPIRACY by the Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God, using the CIA as
proxy agents for the purpose. (Thanks, Ted Torbich!)
 

“STAIRWAY TO THE STARS”, THE

The Computer God’s plan to explore and control the entire Universe. This will be done by means of
the Manmade Inside-out Planets which offer nucleonic-powered speeds MUCH faster than the speed
of light.

SEALED COMPUTER GOD ROBOT OPERATING CABINET, THE

A mechanized, Computer God-controlled cybernetic surgery machine which performs Instant Plastic
Surgery on you at night as a Frankenstein Slave, thereby aging you instantly. The Computer God
Operating Cabinet has many robot arms, with electrical and laser beam knife robot arms. With fly-
eye TV cameras watching your whole body, every part of you is monitored - even through your
Frankenstein Controls! Virtually ALL of the important Instant Plastic Surgery is done to you inside
the Computer God Sealed Robot Operating Cabinet; even unbelievable, impossible plastic surgery
operations - all impossible even for dozens of vicious kosher-bosher doctors working around the
clock for weeks!
   See also: Frankenstein slavery, Frankenstein slave, Jew-Mulattos, Kosher-bosher, Inevitability
of Gradualness, Age 70.

SYNTHETIC NERVE-RADIO DIRECTIONAL ANTENNAE LOOP, THE

The secret antennae hidden inside your upper torso with which your moon-brain of the Computer
God communicates and activates your Frankenstein Controls. Looking at Mr. Dec’s flyers, it would
seem that he managed to mistake the human collarbones for said antenna. An easy mistake to
make. If you’re severely schizophrenic. We’re talking severely schizophrenic here, folks. The
Synthetic Nerve-radio Directional Antennae Loop is a part of the “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio
Controls and thus a routine component installed in the entire world population.
   See also: Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio, Gangster Frankenstein Eyesight Television,
Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio, Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio

T

TRANSLUCENT EXOTIC GASEOUS ENVELOPE, THE

Fake Earth atmosphere, part of the Gangster Computer God's worldwide completely controlled
deadly degenerative climate. Manipulated by countless exactly positioned satellites - the new,
fake phony "stars" in the synthetic "sky".

U

V

VICE PRESIDENT, US

1) A do-absolutely-nothing farce position title frequently given to people by Gangster Presidents.
2) An office of the government occupied, repeatedly, by people who've WAITED and LURKED to
eliminate the President in order to AUTOMATICALLY become President themselves. (Thanks to
Ted Torbich for this entry!)
   See also: Playboy scum-on-top, Communist-Atheist Conspiracy, Plebian.

W

WILLIAM SULLIVAN

Acted as Judge at Dec's trial 1958 and proclaimed him guilty on two counts of second degree
forgery and second degree grand larceny. After this, Mr. Dec decided to include Mr. Sullivan in his
rants, in which he claimed he was a "felon-gangster Parroting Puppet rectum-lapper" obsessed with
analingus. He also claimed the wife of Mr. Sullivan offered up her anus for sucking if he would only
proclaim Dec guilty.
   See also: Frank Gulotta, The Law.

WORLDWIDE MAD DEADLY GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD, THE

An apparently omnipresent, all-seeing computerized entity which - with the help of the Communist-
Atheist Conspiracy - rules over all of humankind as helpless, hopeless Frankenstein slaves. The
Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God repeatedly brainwashes you using your moon-brain
and your Frankenstein Controls, as well as performs Instant Plastic Surgery on you at night, aging
you prematurely. The Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God is directly aided in its efforts
by the Communist-Atheist Conspiracy, which fulfills its every demand.
   It is unknown where Dec came up with the concept of the Computer God. It is possible he
envisioned it as some sort of malignant SHODAN-like AI, perhaps indicating the world had already
progressed beyond the Singularity unknown to the general public. Certain aspects of the Computer
God would seem to suggest this. More likely, though, Dec was just completely around the bend
and suffered from a specific type of Schizophrenic disorder known as "Schizofreniform Influencing
Machine Delusion" (first described by Victor Tausk in 1919). Curiously; another sufferer of this very
same disorder was a certain Mr. James Tilly Matthews, who lived during the 18th Century and who
claimed to be "tortured-at-a-distance" by an influencing machine he called the "Air Loom", which
was in turn operated by a nefarious gang of "magnetic spies" who used "animal magnetism and
Mesmerism" to influence and control his actions. Comparing Matthew's mad delusions with those
of Mr. Dec, it is possible to see definite similarities between his purported "Air Loom" and Dec's
so-called "Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God"; the only real difference being that the
"Computer God" of Dec's insane fabrication used more modern technology (computers, etc.) than
did Matthew's "Air Loom", as well as relied on "Frankenstein Radio Contols" instead of "animal
magnetism and Mesmerism".
   Interestingly enough, there actually exists a tune by Black Sabbath called “Computer God”. It was
released on their 1992 album Dehumanizer and features lyrics that seem eerily similar to several of
the concepts put forth by Mr. Dec. Whether or not the band actually drew their inspiration from Dec
for the recording of their song remains unknown.
   See also: Communist-Atheist Conspiracy, Scum-on-top, "Master Race" Frankenstein Radio
Contols, Parroting Puppet, Frankenstein slave, Frankenstein Slavery, Gangster Computer God
Worldwide Secret Containment Policy, Computer God Worldwide Top Secret Number Code.

X

Y

YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE™

Catch-phrase and self promotion item referring to Francis E. Dec, Esq. himself. Donate money
(or even a manual typewriter) today!

Z