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SECRET DUAL FOOD
- A RANT BY
FRANCIS E. DEC, ESQ. TRANSCRIBED BY TED TORBICH AND
READ AND ILLUSTRATED BY zer0, 2008.
This is another rant by Francis E. Dec which, by and large, remained almost completely unknown until only just recently. It was originally donated to the Fanclub by Decologist Forrest Jackson who, in turn, procured it from Donna Kossy, the author of the book Kooks - A Guide to the Outer Limits of Human Belief. From there on it was transcribed by Decologist Ted Torbich, who gave it the name "The Top Secret Dual Food Standard" - a name which fits so great I've chosen to continue using it for the fully illustrated version!
This rant is by far the shortest of
the Dec rants I've seen up until now, and is BY
FAR also the
overall most incoherent and frenzied of
the lot! In fact, if you check out the
the original rant,
I think you'll agree the word "frenzied" doesn't
even begin to describe Dec's overall
tone in it. Maybe
be a better term? The rant seems to detail the gangsterization of
Mr. Dec and how
to purchase food because said food is a death-trap and cannot be
trusted (big surprise
there). The rant further details how many, many felonious deadly
Gangster Government Leaders worldwide has his 8 page
the WWMDCGCG - a part I theorize Dec
repeatedly mentions in his
rants to prevent imagined "conspirators" from murdering him because
he'd be missed by said recipients. Perhaps
the most interesting fact revealed in this frenzied
piece of paranoid rambling might
be the fact that
Dec was apparently a
vegetarian, which I honestly
wouldn't have guessed! Judging
Dec sounds like a guy who loved his
This rant was never recorded by Doc Britton, even though he most likely received a copy of it at the same time as the rant "MASTER RACE FRANKENSTEIN RADIO CONTROLS" - a fact I guess might have had something to do with Dec's utterly incomprehensible handwriting. I have therefore, as in the case of the Dec rant "A TERRIBLE PRISON SENTENCE!", recorded my own version of it for your listening pleasure! Click the button below to check it out! And please feel free to distribute and file share the new audio recording with all your friends in order to spread the word on Dec far and wide! If you like my version of this rant by Francis, you must remember to also check out Decologist Ted Torbich's version of it, as uploaded on YouTube, as well! It kicks serious ass! In late 2008, the Fanclub also received a high-quality scan of the rant, which is available below. Enjoy, you felon Gangster Parroting Puppet Gangster Slaves!
SNEAK SHAMELESS HANGMAN ROPE
"Jimmy Carter, the scribble-print
yokel felon 'warmed-over
McGovern', in with the controlling
Jimmy Carter the scribble-print yokel felon "warmed-over McGovern",
in with the
controlling Georgia Mafia and
the parroting puppet Governors, Congressmen, many, many
ETC. have my eight page type-written letter, which includes
Communist Gangster Computer
God Exposť and even pages
explaining some of the many, many
attempts against me by this worse
mongrel gangster Communist
I face the deadly insidious INEVITABILITY OF GRAD-UALNESS CONSPIRACY. Completely alone and isolated, waiting for my "UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION", I very seldom venture out to one of the four last PLEBIAN supermarkets left in this GIGANTIC Niger infested boarded-up ghost town.
We already have a C. God TOP SECRET DUAL FOOD STANDARD. INFERIOR DEGENERATE PLEBIAN MASSES (dictionary) VEGETABLES AND FOODS AND FOR THE SCUM, WHOLESOME NORMAL VEGETABLES AND FOODS.
I hide STARVING AND BEGGING for even incomplete and late delivery of PLEBIAN especially picked, secretly coded inferior seriously degenerative Comp. God UNBELIEVABLY AND SCIENTIFICALLY GENETICALLY ENGINEERED HYBRID PROTEIN POISONING CEREALS AND PULP HYBRID HORSE RADISH GREEN VEGETABLES for my vegetarian diet.
HYBRID PROTEIN POISONING
CEREALS AND PULP HYBRID
Unbelievably Innocent and worse than defenseless, I have NO Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio. Only the impossible a Real miracle can Save me.
Parroting puppet gangster Slave, if you believe in Anything? I beg you say one word of pray for me.
For your Only Hope for a Future.
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