THE OFFICIAL FRANCIS E. DEC FANCLUB PRESENTS:
"THE TOP SECRET DUAL FOOD
 STANDARD!!
"
  - A RANT BY FRANCIS E. DEC, ESQ. TRANSCRIBED BY TED TORBICH AND
  READ AND ILLUSTRATED BY zer0, 2008.
 
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zer0 SAYS:
This is another rant by Francis E. Dec which, by and large, remained almost
completely unknown until only just recently. It was originally donated to the
Fanclub by Decologist Forrest Jackson who, in turn, procured it from Donna
Kossy, the author of the book Kooks - A Guide to the Outer Limits of
Human Belief
. From there on it was transcribed by Decologist Ted Torbich,
who gave it the name "The Top Secret Dual Food Standard" - a name which
fits so great I've chosen to continue using it for the fully illustrated version!
 

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  This rant is by far the shortest of the Dec rants I've seen up until now, and is BY FAR also the
overall most incoherent and frenzied of the lot! In fact, if you check out the scan of the original rant,
I think you'll agree the word "frenzied" doesn't even begin to describe Dec's overall tone in it. Maybe
"rabid" would be a better term? The rant seems to detail the gangsterization of Mr. Dec and how
he is rendered unable to purchase food because said food is a death-trap and cannot be trusted
(big surprise there). The rant further details how many, many felonious deadly Gangster Govern-
ment Leaders world-wide has his 8-page exposé on the WWMDCGCG - a part I theorize Dec
repeatedly mentions in his rants to prevent imagined "conspirators" from murdering him because
he'd be missed by said recipients. Perhaps the most interesting fact revealed in this frenzied
piece of paranoid rambling might be the fact that Dec was apparently a vegetarian, which I honestly
wouldn't have guessed! Judging by his other rants, Dec sounds like a guy who loved his red meats!

This rant was never recorded by Doc Britton, even though he most likely received a copy of
it at the same time as the rant "MASTER RACE FRANKENSTEIN RADIO CONTROLS" - a fact
I guess might have had something to do with Dec's utterly incomprehensible handwriting. I have
therefore, as in the case of the Dec rant "A TERRIBLE PRISON SENTENCE!", recorded my own
version of it for your listening pleasure! Click the button below to check it out! And please feel
free to distribute and file share the new audio recording with all your friends
in order to
spread the word on Dec far and wide! If you like my version of this rant by Francis, you must rem-
ember to also check out Decologist Ted Torbich's version of it, as uploaded on YouTube, as well!
It kicks serious ass!  In late 2008, the Fanclub also received a high-quality scan of the rant, which
is available below. Enjoy, you felon Gangster Parroting Puppet Gangster Slaves!

 
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SNEAK SHAMELESS HANGMAN ROPE GANGSTERS
GANGSTER GOVERNMENT LEADERS INTO ETERNAL
FRANKENSTEIN LIVING DEATH SLAVERY.
THIS EXPOSÉ PAGE MADE RONNIE PRESIDENT

Click for a bigger picture!

"Jimmy Carter, the scribble-
print yokel felon 'warmed-
over McGovern', in with the
controlling Georgia Mafia..."

Jimmy Carter the scribble-
print yokel felon
"warmed-over
McGovern", in with the controlling
Georgia Mafia and all the parroting
puppet Governors, Congressmen,
many, many Mayors ETC. have my
eight page typewritten letter, which
includes this Communist Gangster
Computer God Exposé and even
pages explaining some of the many,
many "Undetectable Extermination"
attempts against me by this worse
mongrel gangster Communist Police
State.

    
Ask them for copies of
my said letter to them,
the
Communist Gangster Computer God
ANNOINTED UNTOUCHABLES,
insidious sneak deadly gangsters,
STAGED CON ARTIST PARROTING
PUPPETS, figure heads, fags and
playboys (EVEN APOIDIC NIGERS)
deadly enemies of the Human Race,
because of my letters, in COWARDLY
TERROR
, feloniously, they watch my
Frankenstein Eyesight Television
playback, waiting for my
"Undetectable Extermination".

     I face the deadly insidious
INEVITABILITY OF GRADUALNESS CONSPIRACY. Completely alone
and isolated, waiting for my
"UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION".
I very seldom venture out to one of the
four last PLEBIAN supermarkets left in
this GIGANTIC Niger infested boarded-
up ghost town. We already have a C.
God TOP SECRET DUAL FOOD
STANDARD
. INFERIOR DE-
GENERATE PLEBIAN MASSES
(dictionary) VEGETABLES AND
FOODS AND FOR THE SCUM,
WHOLESOME NORMAL VEGE-
TABLES AND FOODS. I hide
STARVING AND BEGGING for
even incomplete and late delivery of
PLEBIAN
especially picked, secretly
coded inferior seriously degenerative
Comp. God UNBELIEVABLY AND
SCIENTIFICALLY GENETICALLY
ENGINEERED HYBRID PROTEIN
POISONING CEREALS AND PULP
HYBRID HORSE RADISH GREEN
VEGETABLES for my vegetarian diet.
Click for a bigger picture!

"...
GENETICALLY ENGINEERED
HYBRID PROTEIN POISONING
CEREALS AND PULP HYBRID
HORSE RADISH..."

"Unbelievably Innocent and
worse than defenseless..."

Unbelievably Innocent and worse
than defenseless
, I have NO Gangster
Frankenstein Earphone Radio. Only the
impossible a Real miracle can Save me.
Parroting puppet gangster Slave, if you
believe in Anything?
I beg you say one word
of pray for me.

  For your Only Hope for a Future.



        
              Francis E. Dec
                       29 Maple Avenue
                       Hempstead, N.Y.
 

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"The Top Secret Dual Food Standard" - By Francis E. Dec
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