THE OFFICIAL FRANCIS E. DEC FANCLUB PRESENTS:
"THE TOP SECRET DUAL FOOD
 STANDARD!!
"
  - A RANT BY FRANCIS E. DEC, ESQ. TRANSCRIBED BY TED TORBICH AND
  READ AND ILLUSTRATED BY zer0, 2008.
 
 

 

zer0 SAYS:
This is another rant by Francis E. Dec which, by and large, remained almost completely unknown until only just recently. It was originally donated to the Fanclub by Decologist Forrest Jackson who, in turn, procured it from Donna Kossy, the author of the book Kooks - A Guide to the Outer Limits of Human Belief. From there on it was transcribed by Decologist Ted Torbich, who gave it the name "The Top Secret Dual Food Standard" - a name which fits so great I've chosen to continue using it for the fully illustrated version!
 

 
  This rant is by far the shortest of the Dec rants I've seen up until now, and is BY FAR also the overall most incoherent and frenzied of the lot! In fact, if you check out the scan of the original rant, I think you'll agree the word "frenzied" doesn't even begin to describe Dec's overall tone in it. Maybe "rabid" would be a better term? The rant seems to detail the gangsterization of Mr. Dec and how he is rendered unable to purchase food because said food is a death-trap and cannot be trusted (big surprise there). The rant further details how many, many felonious deadly Gangster Government Leaders worldwide has his 8 page exposť on the WWMDCGCG - a part I theorize Dec repeatedly mentions in his rants to prevent imagined "conspirators" from murdering him because he'd be missed by said recipients. Perhaps the most interesting fact revealed in this frenzied piece of paranoid rambling might be the fact that Dec was apparently a vegetarian, which I honestly wouldn't have guessed! Judging by his other rants, Dec sounds like a guy who loved his red meats!

This rant was never recorded by Doc Britton, even though he most likely received a copy of it at the same time as the rant "MASTER RACE FRANKENSTEIN RADIO CONTROLS" - a fact I guess might have had something to do with Dec's utterly incomprehensible handwriting. I have therefore, as in the case of the Dec rant "A TERRIBLE PRISON SENTENCE!", recorded my own version of it for your listening pleasure! Click the button below to check it out! And please feel free to distribute and file share the new audio recording with all your friends in order to spread the word on Dec far and wide! If you like my version of this rant by Francis, you must remember to also check out Decologist Ted Torbich's version of it, as uploaded on YouTube, as well! It kicks serious ass!  In late 2008, the Fanclub also received a high-quality scan of the rant, which is available below. Enjoy, you felon Gangster Parroting Puppet Gangster Slaves!

 
 
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SNEAK SHAMELESS HANGMAN ROPE GANGSTERS
GANGSTER GOVERNMENT LEADERS INTO ETERNAL
FRANKENSTEIN LIVING DEATH SLAVERY.
THIS EXPOS… PAGE MADE RONNIE PRESIDENT


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"Jimmy Carter, the scribble-print
yokel felon 'warmed-over
McGovern', in with the controlling
Georgia Mafia..."
 

Jimmy Carter the scribble-print yokel felon "warmed-over McGovern", in with the controlling Georgia Mafia and all the parroting puppet Governors, Congressmen, many, many Mayors ETC. have my eight page type-written letter, which includes this Communist Gangster Computer God Exposť and even pages explaining some of the many, many "Undetectable Extermination" attempts against me by this worse mongrel gangster Communist Police State.

    
Ask them for copies of my said letter to them, the Communist Gangster Computer God ANNOINTED UNTOUCHABLES, insidious sneak deadly gangsters, STAGED CON ARTIST PARROTING PUPPETS, figure heads, fags and playboys (EVEN APOIDIC NIGERS) deadly enemies of the Human Race, because of my letters, in COWARDLY TERROR, feloniously, they watch my Frankenstein Eyesight Television playback, waiting for my "Undetectable Extermination".

 

    I face the deadly insidious INEVITABILITY OF GRAD-UALNESS CONSPIRACY. Completely alone and isolated, waiting for my "UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION", I very seldom venture out to one of the four last PLEBIAN supermarkets left in this GIGANTIC Niger infested boarded-up ghost town. 

   We already have a C. God TOP SECRET DUAL FOOD STANDARD. INFERIOR DEGENERATE PLEBIAN MASSES (dictionary) VEGETABLES AND FOODS AND FOR THE SCUM, WHOLESOME NORMAL VEGETABLES AND FOODS.

   I hide STARVING AND BEGGING for even incomplete and late delivery of PLEBIAN especially picked, secretly coded inferior seriously degenerative Comp. God UNBELIEVABLY AND SCIENTIFICALLY GENETICALLY ENGINEERED HYBRID PROTEIN POISONING CEREALS AND PULP HYBRID HORSE RADISH GREEN VEGETABLES for my vegetarian diet.


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"...
GENETICALLY ENGINEERED
HYBRID PROTEIN POISONING
CEREALS AND PULP HYBRID
HORSE RADISH..."
 


"Unbelievably Innocent and
worse than defenseless..."
 

 

Unbelievably Innocent and worse than defenseless, I have NO Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio. Only the impossible a Real miracle can Save me.

Parroting puppet gangster Slave, if you believe in Anything? I beg you say one word of pray for me.

For your Only Hope for a Future.



        
              Francis E. Dec
                       29 Maple Avenue
                       Hempstead, N.Y.
 

     
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