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THE OFFICIAL FRANCIS E. DEC FANCLUB PRESENTS: | ||
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"THE TOP
SECRET DUAL FOOD STANDARD!!" |
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- A RANT BY
FRANCIS E. DEC, ESQ. TRANSCRIBED BY TED TORBICH AND READ AND ILLUSTRATED BY zer0, 2008. . |
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zer0 SAYS: This is another rant by Francis E. Dec which, by and large, has remained almost completely unknown until only just recently. It was originally donated to the Fanclub by Decologist Forrest Jackson who, in turn, procured it from Ms. Donna Kossy, the author of the book Kooks - A Guide to the Outer Limits of Human Belief. From there on it was transcribed by Decologist Ted Torbich, who gave it the name "The Top Secret Dual Food Standard" - a name which fits so great I've chosen to continue using it for the fully illustrated version of the rant you are now reading via the Fanclub! |
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It surprises me that this rant
hasn't been noticed sooner by fans of Francis. It was apparently, like so much of his other correspondence, sent out by Mr. Dec in the mid-80s to random recipients nationwide. From what I've been able to gather, however, this rant was actually printed on the back of another rant! More specifically it was printed on the back of the rant "MASTER RACE FRANKENSTEIN RADIO CONTROLS", a copy of which Mr. Jackson managed to procure from Ms. Kossy - as detailed above. Weren't we surprised, however, when we saw that the back of said rant contained yet another rant! This means this is one of the very few cases where we here at the Fanclub are able to provide you with an actual scan of an actual rant by Francis E. Dec, so be sure to check it out and see just how utterly incomprehensible Dec's tone (and writing!) was and is! This rant is by far the shortest of all rants by Francis E. Dec I've seen up until now and is BY FAR also the overall most incoherent and frenzied of the lot! In fact, if you check out the scan of the original rant, I think you'll agree the word "frenzied" doesn't even begin to describe Dec's overall tone in it! Maybe "rabid" would be a better term? The rant seems to detail how Mr. Dec is unable to purchase food because said food is a death-trap and cannot be trusted (big surprise there) and how many, many felonious deadly Gangster Government Leaders world-wide has his 8-page exposé on the WWMDCGCG - a part I theorize Dec repeatedly mentions in his rants to prevent imagined "conspirators" from murdering him because he'd be missed by said recipients. Perhaps the most interesting fact revealed in this frenzied piece of paranoid rambling might be the fact that Dec was apparently a vegetarian! I honestly wouldn't have pictured him as one! Judging by his other rants, he sounds like a guy who loved his red meats! Another part of the rant I love is Dec's insertion of the word "dictionary" after he introduces the word "plebian", as if he just assumed the general public would not be aware of its meaning and hence would need to look it up! Yeah Dec, you educate us stupid Felon co-conspiring Gangsters!
This rant was never recorded by Doc Britton,
even though he most likely received a copy of |
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SNEAK SHAMELESS HANGMAN ROPE
GANGSTERS |
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 "Jimmy Carter, the scribble- print yokel felon 'warmed- over McGovern', in with the controlling Georgia Mafia..." |
Jimmy Carter the scribble- print yokel felon "warmed-over McGovern", in with the controlling Georgia Mafia and all the parroting puppet Governors, Congressmen, many, many Mayors ETC. have my eight page typewritten letter, which includes this Communist Gangster Computer God Exposé and even pages explaining some of the many, many "Undetectable Extermination" attempts against me by this worse mongrel gangster Communist Police State. Ask them for copies of my said letter to them, the Communist Gangster Computer God ANNOINTED UNTOUCHABLES, insidious sneak deadly gangsters, STAGED CON ARTIST PARROTING PUPPETS, figure heads, fags and playboys (EVEN APOIDIC NIGERS) deadly enemies of the Human Race, because of my letters, in COWARDLY TERROR, feloniously, they watch my Frankenstein Eyesight Television playback, waiting for my "Undetectable Extermination". |
