THE OFFICIAL FRANCIS E. DEC FANCLUB PRESENTS:
"THE TOP SECRET DUAL FOOD
 STANDARD!!
"
  - A RANT BY FRANCIS E. DEC, ESQ. TRANSCRIBED BY TED TORBICH AND
  READ AND ILLUSTRATED BY zer0, 2008.
 
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zer0 SAYS:
This is another rant by Francis E. Dec which, by and large, remained almost
completely unknown until only just recently. It was originally donated to the
Fanclub by Decologist Forrest Jackson who, in turn, procured it from Donna
Kossy, the author of the book Kooks - A Guide to the Outer Limits of Human
Belief
. From there on it was transcribed by Decologist Ted Torbich, who gave
it the name "The Top Secret Dual Food Standard" - a name which fits so great
I've chosen to continue using it for the fully illustrated version!
 

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  This rant is by far the shortest of the Dec rants I've seen up until now, and is BY FAR also the
overall most incoherent and frenzied of the lot! In fact, if you check out the scan of the original rant,
I think you'll agree the word "frenzied" doesn't even begin to describe Dec's overall tone in it. Maybe
"rabid" would be a better term? The rant seems to detail the gangsterization of Mr. Dec and how he is
rendered unable to purchase food because said food is a death-trap and cannot be trusted (big surprise
there). The rant further details how many, many felonious deadly Gangster Government Leaders world-
wide has his 8-page exposé on the WWMDCGCG - a part I theorize Dec repeatedly mentions in his
rants to prevent imagined "conspirators" from murdering him because he'd be missed by said recipi-
ents. Perhaps the most interesting fact revealed in this frenzied piece of paranoid rambling might
be the fact that Dec was apparently a vegetarian, which I honestly wouldn't have guessed! Judging
by his other rants, Dec sounds like a guy who loved his red meats!

This rant was never recorded by Doc Britton, even though he most likely received a copy of it at the
same time as the rant "MASTER RACE FRANKENSTEIN RADIO CONTROLS" - a fact I guess might
have had something to do with Dec's utterly incomprehensible handwriting. I have therefore, as in the
case of the Dec rant "A TERRIBLE PRISON SENTENCE!", recorded my own version of it for your
listening pleasure! Click the button below to check it out! And please feel free to distribute and file
share the new audio recording with all your friends
in order to spread the word on Dec far and
wide! If you like my version of this rant by Francis, you must remember to also check out Decologist
Ted Torbich's version of it, as uploaded on YouTube, as well! It kicks serious ass!  In late 2008, the
Fanclub also received a high-quality scan of the rant, which is available below. Enjoy, you felon
Gangster Parroting Puppet Gangster Slaves!

 
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SNEAK SHAMELESS HANGMAN ROPE GANGSTERS
GANGSTER GOVERNMENT LEADERS INTO ETERNAL
FRANKENSTEIN LIVING DEATH SLAVERY.
THIS EXPOSÉ PAGE MADE RONNIE PRESIDENT

Click for a bigger picture!
"Jimmy Carter, the scribble-
print yokel felon 'warmed-
over McGovern', in with the
controlling Georgia Mafia..."

Jimmy Carter the scribble-
print yokel felon "warmed-
over McGovern",
in with the
controlling Georgia Mafia and all
the parroting puppet Governors,
Con
gressmen, many, many Mayors
ETC. have my eight page type-
written letter
, which includes this
Communist Gangster Computer
God Exposé
and even pages
explaining some of the many, many
"Undetectable Extermination"
attempts against me by this worse
mongrel gangster Communist
Police State.


    
Ask them for copies of
my said letter to them,
the
Communist Gangster Computer
God ANNOINTED UNTOUCHABLES,
insidious sneak deadly gangsters,
STAGED CON ARTIST PARROTING
PUPPETS
, figure heads, fags and
playboys (EVEN APOIDIC NIGERS)
deadly enemies of the Human
Race, because of my letters, in COWARDLY TERROR, feloniously, they watch my Frankenstein Eyesight Television playback, waiting for my "Undetectable Extermination".

    I face the deadly insidious
INEVITABILITY OF GRAD-
UALNESS CONSPIRACY.

Completely alone and isolated,
waiting for my "UNDETECTABLE
EXTERMINATION"
, I very seldom
venture out to one of the four last
PLEBIAN
supermarkets
left in this
GIGANTIC
Niger infested boarded-up
ghost town. We already have a
C. God TOP SECRET DUAL FOOD
STANDARD
.
INFERIOR DEGEN-
ERATE PLEBIAN MASSES
(dictionary) VEGETABLES AND
FOODS AND FOR THE SCUM,
WHOLESOME NORMAL VEGE-
TABLES AND FOODS. I hide
STARVING AND BEGGING for
even incomplete and late delivery
of PLEBIAN especially picked,
secretly coded inferior seriously
degenerative Comp. God
UNBELIEVABLY AND SCIEN-
TIFICALLY
GENETICALLY
ENGINEERED HYBRID PROTEIN
POISONING CEREALS AND PULP
HYBRID HORSE RADISH GREEN
VEGETABLES
for my vegetarian diet.
 

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"...
GENETICALLY ENGINEERED
HYBRID PROTEIN POISONING
CEREALS AND PULP HYBRID
HORSE RADISH..."
 

"Unbelievably Innocent and
worse than defenseless..."
Unbelievably Innocent and worse
than defenseless
, I have NO Gangster
Frankenstein Earphone Radio. Only the
impossible a Real miracle can Save me.
Parroting puppet gangster Slave, if you
believe in Anything?
I beg you say one
word of pray
for me.

  For your Only Hope for a Future.



        
              Francis E. Dec
                       29 Maple Avenue
                       Hempstead, N.Y.
 

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