THE OFFICIAL FRANCIS E. DEC FANCLUB PRESENTS:
"THE TOP SECRET DUAL
FOOD STANDARD!!
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- A RANT BY FRANCIS E. DEC, ESQ. TRANSCRIBED BY TED TORBICH AND
  READ AND ILLUSTRATED BY zer0, 2008.
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zer0 SAYS:
This is another rant by Francis E. Dec which, by and large, has remained
almost completely unknown until only just recently. It was originally donated
to the Fanclub by Decologist Forrest Jackson who, in turn, procured it from
Ms. Donna Kossy, the author of the book Kooks - A Guide to the Outer
Limits of Human Belief
. From there on it was transcribed by Decologist
Ted Torbich, who gave it the name "The Top Secret Dual Food Standard" -
a name which fits so great I've chosen to continue using it for the fully
illustrated version of the rant you are now reading via the Fanclub!
 

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  It surprises me that this rant hasn't been noticed sooner by fans of Francis. It was apparently,
like so much of his other correspondence, sent out by Mr. Dec in the mid-80s to random recipients
nationwide. From what I've been able to gather, however, this rant was actually printed on the
back of another rant! More specifically it was printed on the back of the rant "MASTER RACE
FRANKENSTEIN RADIO CONTROLS", a copy of which Mr. Jackson managed to procure from
Ms. Kossy - as detailed above. Weren't we surprised, however, when we saw that the back of said
rant contained yet another rant! This means this is one of the very few cases where we here at the
Fanclub are able to provide you with an actual scan of an actual rant by Francis E. Dec, so be
sure to check it out and see just how utterly incomprehensible Dec's tone (and writing!) was and is!

This rant is by far the shortest of all rants by Francis E. Dec I've seen up until now and is BY
FAR also the overall most incoherent and frenzied of the lot! In fact, if you check out the scan of
the original rant, I think you'll agree the word "frenzied" doesn't even begin to describe Dec's overall
tone in it! Maybe "rabid" would be a better term? The rant seems to detail how Mr. Dec is unable
to purchase food because said food is a death-trap and cannot be trusted (big surprise there)
and how many, many felonious deadly Gangster Government Leaders world-wide has his 8-page
exposé on the WWMDCGCG - a part I theorize Dec repeatedly mentions in his rants to prevent
imagined "conspirators" from murdering him because he'd be missed by said recipients. Perhaps
the most interesting fact revealed in this frenzied piece of paranoid rambling might be the fact that
Dec was apparently a vegetarian! I honestly wouldn't have pictured him as one! Judging by his
other rants, he sounds like a guy who loved his red meats! Another part of the rant I love is Dec's
insertion of the word "dictionary" after he introduces the word "plebian", as if he just assumed the
general public would not be aware of its meaning and hence would need to look it up! Yeah Dec,
you educate us stupid Felon co-conspiring Gangsters!

This rant was never recorded by Doc Britton, even though he most likely received a copy of
it at the same time as the rant "MASTER RACE FRANKENSTEIN RADIO CONTROLS" - a fact
which I guess might have had something to do with Dec's utterly incomprehensible handwriting.
I have therefore, as in the case of the Dec rant "A TERRIBLE PRISON SENTENCE!", recorded my
own version of it for your listening pleasure! Click the button below to check it out! And please feel
free to distribute and file share the new audio recording with all your friends
in order to
spread the word on Dec far and wide! If you like my version of this rant by Francis, you must rem-
ember to also check out Decologist Ted Torbich's version of it, as uploaded on YouTube, as well!
It kicks serious ass! Enjoy, you felon Gangster Parroting Puppet Gangster Slaves!

 
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SNEAK SHAMELESS HANGMAN ROPE GANGSTERS
GANGSTER GOVERNMENT LEADERS INTO ETERNAL
FRANKENSTEIN LIVING DEATH SLAVERY.
THIS EXPOSÉ PAGE MADE RONNIE PRESIDENT



"Jimmy Carter, the scribble-
print yokel felon 'warmed-
over McGovern', in with the
controlling Georgia Mafia..."

Jimmy Carter the scribble-
print yokel felon
"warmed-over
McGovern", in with the controlling
Georgia Mafia and all the parroting
puppet Governors, Congressmen,
many, many Mayors ETC. have my
eight page typewritten letter, which
includes this Communist Gangster
Computer God Exposé and even
pages explaining some of the many,
many "Undetectable Extermination"
attempts against me by this worse
mongrel gangster Communist Police
State.

    
Ask them for copies of
my said letter to them,
the
Communist Gangster Computer God
ANNOINTED UNTOUCHABLES,
insidious sneak deadly gangsters,
STAGED CON ARTIST PARROTING
PUPPETS, figure heads, fags and
playboys (EVEN APOIDIC NIGERS)
deadly enemies of the Human Race,
because of my letters, in COWARDLY
TERROR
, feloniously, they watch my
Frankenstein Eyesight Television
playback, waiting for my
"Undetectable Extermination".

     I face the deadly insidious
INEVITABILITY OF GRADUALNESS CONSPIRACY. Completely alone
and isolated, waiting for my
"UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION".
I very seldom venture out to one of the
four last PLEBIAN supermarkets left in
this GIGANTIC Niger infested boarded-
up ghost town. We already have a C.
God TOP SECRET DUAL FOOD
STANDARD
. INFERIOR DE-
GENERATE PLEBIAN MASSES
(dictionary) VEGETABLES AND
FOODS AND FOR THE SCUM,
WHOLESOME NORMAL VEGE-
TABLES AND FOODS. I hide
STARVING AND BEGGING for
even incomplete and late delivery of
PLEBIAN
especially picked, secretly
coded inferior seriously degenerative
Comp. God UNBELIEVABLY AND
SCIENTIFICALLY GENETICALLY
ENGINEERED HYBRID PROTEIN
POISONING CEREALS AND PULP
HYBRID HORSE RADISH GREEN
VEGETABLES for my vegetarian diet.


"...
GENETICALLY ENGINEERED
HYBRID PROTEIN POISONING
CEREALS AND PULP HYBRID
HORSE RADISH..."

"Unbelievably Innocent and
worse than defenseless..."

Unbelievably Innocent and worse
than defenseless
, I have NO Gangster
Frankenstein Earphone Radio. Only the
impossible a Real miracle can Save me.
Parroting puppet gangster Slave, if you
believe in Anything?
I beg you say one word
of pray for me.

  For your Only Hope for a Future.



        
              Francis E. Dec
                       29 Maple Avenue
                       Hempstead, N.Y.
 

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