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| THE OFFICIAL FRANCIS E. DEC FANCLUB PRESENTS: | |||
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"THE TOP
SECRET DUAL FOOD STANDARD!!" |
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- A RANT BY
FRANCIS E. DEC, ESQ. TRANSCRIBED BY TED TORBICH AND READ AND ILLUSTRATED BY zer0, 2008. |
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zer0 SAYS: This is another rant by Francis E. Dec which, by and large, remained almost completely unknown until only just recently. It was originally donated to the Fanclub by Decologist Forrest Jackson who, in turn, procured it from Donna Kossy, the author of the book Kooks - A Guide to the Outer Limits of Human Belief. From there on it was transcribed by Decologist Ted Torbich, who gave it the name "The Top Secret Dual Food Standard" - a name which fits so great I've chosen to continue using it for the fully illustrated version! |
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This rant is by far the shortest of
the Dec rants I've seen up until now, and is BY
FAR also the overall most incoherent and frenzied of the lot! In fact, if you check out the scan of the original rant, I think you'll agree the word "frenzied" doesn't even begin to describe Dec's overall tone in it. Maybe "rabid" would be a better term? The rant seems to detail the gangsterization of Mr. Dec and how he is rendered unable to purchase food because said food is a death-trap and cannot be trusted (big surprise there). The rant further details how many, many felonious deadly Gangster Government Leaders world- wide has his 8-page exposé on the WWMDCGCG - a part I theorize Dec repeatedly mentions in his rants to prevent imagined "conspirators" from murdering him because he'd be missed by said recipi- ents. Perhaps the most interesting fact revealed in this frenzied piece of paranoid rambling might be the fact that Dec was apparently a vegetarian, which I honestly wouldn't have guessed! Judging by his other rants, Dec sounds like a guy who loved his red meats!
This rant was never recorded by Doc Britton,
even though he most likely
received a copy of
it at
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SNEAK SHAMELESS HANGMAN ROPE
GANGSTERS |
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 "Jimmy Carter, the scribble- print yokel felon 'warmed- over McGovern', in with the controlling Georgia Mafia..." |
Jimmy Carter the scribble- print yokel felon "warmed- over McGovern", in with the controlling Georgia Mafia and all the parroting puppet Governors, Congressmen, many, many Mayors ETC. have my eight page type- written letter, which includes this Communist Gangster Computer God Exposé and even pages explaining some of the many, many "Undetectable Extermination" attempts against me by this worse mongrel gangster Communist Police State. Ask them for copies of my said letter to them, the Communist Gangster Computer God ANNOINTED UNTOUCHABLES, insidious sneak deadly gangsters, STAGED CON ARTIST PARROTING PUPPETS, figure heads, fags and playboys (EVEN APOIDIC NIGERS) deadly enemies of the Human Race, because of my letters, in COWARDLY TERROR, feloniously, they watch my Frankenstein Eyesight Television playback, waiting for my "Undetectable Extermination". |
