"Worldwide Open Secret!"

	THE OFFICIAL FRANCIS E. DEC FANCLUB PRESENTS:
	"WORLDWIDE OPEN SECRET!"
	- A RANT BY FRANCIS E. DEC, ESQ. READ AND RECORDED BY "DOC" BRITTON.
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		zer0 SAYS: This rant is yet another all-time favorite of mine. Given Dec's extreme Paranoia and propensity for thinking up insane conspiracy theories, you've probably already guessed that it was only a matter of time before he'd mix US history in with all the other mad ideas about our world and its Gangster Government Leaders which he already entertained! So, if you're one of the people who think the history taught to you in public school has been fraud- ulently altered, feel free to browse the real US history, as presented by Francis E. Dec, Esquire! This rant contains more insane slandering of past US Presidents than you can shake a stick at, along with their "real" names and favorite spare-time activites as well! I really had no idea that so many drug addict crossdressing sodomist playboy scum-on-top Jews had held office in ages past! Rock on, Francis!
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"...Not even in The Truth, oy vey
Pravda, is Mr. Francis E Dec
Esquire's EIGHT PAGE
DETAILED LETTER..."

WORLDWIDE OPEN
SECRET!! Solely Mr. Dec
heralds the TRUE GOD in the ENTIRE
HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE! Not
even in The Truth, oy vey Pravda, is
Mr. Francis E. Dec Esquire's EIGHT
PAGE DETAILED LETTER exposing
the Worldwide Deadly Communist
Gangster Computer God and the
worse-deadliest enemy of the entire
human race and the entire UNIVERSE
in the entire HISTORY of the entire
universe; namely the COMMUNIST-
ATHEIST CONSPIRACY with ALL of
the Deadly Gangster unbelievable
sophisticated Frankenstein Controls,
the Catholic Church. These facts, like
the below facts, can not be found in
the Communist Gangster Computer
God concocted-and-manipulated so-
called "history" and news media!

Communist Gangster Computer God unbelievably
staged-like-Hollywood scum-on-top
"Tsarina" - alias "Great Dictator"
Franklin D. Roosevelt - the POLIO
PARALYZED legless DRUG ADDICT
idiotic suicidal "Tsarina" FAG who
had his unbeatable rival Will Rogers
EXTERMINATED in an EXPLODING
BALL OF FLAME by a PLANTED
BOMB here in "safe" USA airfield
shortly after take-off at the end of
Will Rogers' unprecedented renowned
arduous round-the-world goodwill flying
trip with Wiley Post in his beautiful
electronically sophisticated luxurious
ultra-modern Winnie Mae airplane!
Not only all stairways had inclines
added for "Tsarina" Roosevelt's com-
puterized wheelchair but a football field-
sized glass house-type building was
built in back of the White House for
his medicinal, piped-in pure warmed
seawater into his gigantic suicide-proof
two feet-deep swimming pool where
he waded naked with his nurses and
had SODOMY AFFAIRS. Ones very
near to him have written POPULAR
BOOKS about his SODOMY oy vey
love affairs! Already in his third term
he was a HELPLESS AND USELESS
STRETCHER CASE, incapable of even
appearing at his fourth term convention!

"...The POLIO PARALYZED
legless DRUG ADDICT
idiotic suicidal 'Tsarina' FAG
who had his unbeatable rival
Will Rogers EXTERMINATED
in an EXPLODING BALL
OF FLAME..."

"...As a big time kid Gangster
Politician (Computer God
even RAISED HIS AGE
for "historical" purposes),
Teddy Roosevelt was PAID
OFF with the Vice President
do-absolutely-nothing
farce-position title!"

This One World Communist,
who married his immediate cousin
Eleanor Roosevelt, like his runted
sickly pock-faced grandfather (propa-
gandized as a hunter and a sportsman)
TEDDY Roosevelt here from Oyster
Bay Long Island. The ROSENFELT
FAMILY - another Computer God Top Secret camouflage for "gifted" Ethio-
pians! As a big time kid Gangster
Politician (Computer God even RAISED
HIS AGE for "historical" purposes),
Teddy Roosevelt was PAID OFF with
the Vice President do-absolutely-
nothing farce-position title!
Repeatedly, Vice Presidents have
successfully WAITED and LURKED to
eliminate El Presidenté! Oy vey, below
are a few examples:
So the kiddish gangster Teddy
Roosevelt lured midwestern DOLT
McKinley into New York for ex-
termination, like the lowly guttermouth
big L.B. Johnson lured playboy-sodomist in-with-the-Mafia Jack
Kennedy into his home town Dallas.
Wide open people say it was the
three brothers Sam, Milton and Lyman
JACOBSEN who with the judges
feloniously swindled the Governor of
Texas out of the U.S. Senator election
-shortly before Lyman was FIXED as
the compromised "choice" for Jack
Kennedy's Vice Presidential nominee!

Who ever saw a LYNDON
married to a tiny runt "Birdie"?! Under
Computer God orders, even "Birdie"
now has changed her name for "hist-
orical" purposes to "Lady Bird", nu?
And even her ETHIOPIAN SURNAME
is now changed to "Taylor"! It was this
scummy bum lowly Gangster Lyman,
as Presidenté, who had the gigantic
"Tsarina" swimming pool DEEPENED
several feet to a regular swimming
pool and regularly had naked Sodomy
Swimming Parties with women
personnel! GANGSTER MONKEY
SEE, GANGSTER MONKEY DO!!
Now even the Pope John in the
Vatican has a similar swimming pool,
to share with the endless numbers of
nuns to help him forget his good old
days as a married-man-naked-in-bed
with HIGH HOLY COMMUNION
SODOMY!!
Did not that world-renowned un-
touchable felon gangster Tricky Dick
Nixon, whose daughter Tricia is
married to Davy Eisenshanker Junior,
nu? Nixon was the sure loser to the fag
queer kid Bobby Kennedy, until he was
lured into very-distant-Tricky's home
town Los Angeles. Did not Gangster
Tricky Dick Nixon do more than felon-
iously watch Eyesight Television of
Bobby Kennedy's extermination?!

"...Now even the Pope John in
the Vatican has a similar
swimming pool, to share with
the endless numbers of nuns to
help him forget his good old
days as a married-man-naked-
in-bed with HIGH HOLY
COMMUNION SODOMY!!"

"...In order to automatically
become president, Stanton
concocted a GRANDIOSE
MURDER SCHEME to murder
not only Lincoln but also the Vice
President and Secretary of State!"

Abe Lincoln's (Computer God
alias for "ABE LIN-COHEN")
law partner was Stanton. Abe and the
Gangster Courts feloniously conspired
fabricated patent infringements to
swindle thousands of dollars from
C. McCormick Reaper Machinery
Company. As President, Abe made
Stanton a Cabinet member. In order
to automatically become President,
Stanton concocted a GRANDIOSE
MURDER SCHEME to murder not only
Lincoln but also the Vice President
and Secretary of State! Secretly,
Vice President Johnson overseered it;
Lincoln was murdered and Secretary
of State Seward was VERY
seriously injured!
Automatic President Harry
"Shimmelman" Truman, in terror, gave
political concessions to Congress to
enact abolishment of the automatic
succession to the Presidency by
Cabinet members. For cheap con-
spired felonious party-fix, Gangster
Nixon GAVE Presidency to dolt felon "Gerry Ford" (another Computer
God alias!) - the wide-open lifelong
felon-bribe extortionist, forgerer and
CHECK LAUNDERER Gerry Ford!

David Eisenscheimer (or
"Eisenshanker"); another runted,
negroidically befreckled semi-illiterate
cowardly yokel kid. Also, Jimmy Carter
who shared the sodomy drug beds of
the military academy with niggers.
Under secret Computer God orders
upon graduation, CIA changed even
his FAMILY GRAVESTONES! "Camp
David" in Maryland was named AFTER
him, FOR him and BY him - including
the Division of SS, "Secret Service",
troops who even tended his playboy
giant golf course! Here Davy Eisen-
shanker hid, in COWARDLY TERROR,
and watched World War II on Eyesight
TV! His "historical" name: "Dwight
Eisenhower"! As president, for months
he was dying. In a coma. Useless
and helpless. Oy vey.

"...Here Davy Eisenshanker hid,
in COWARDLY TERROR and watched World War II
on Eyesight TV!"

"...and DRAGGED IN CHAINS
into a windowless telephone
booth-type prison cell and put into Maximum Security Insanity
Prison for UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION..."

Sneak, shameless hangman rope Gangster government leaders into Frankenstein living-
death eternal slavery: I now GO TO
DEATH for YOUR lowest deadly
felony-crimes against ME! Franken-
stein Earphone Radio Parroting
Puppet Gangster Slave: Do not DARE to repeat any part of this truthful message! For like Mr. Francis E. Dec, Esquire, YOU TOO are EXPENDABLE and YOU TOO can be BEATEN BLOODILY by the Gangster Police
and DRAGGED IN CHAINS into a
windowless telephone booth-type
prison cell and put into Maximum Security Insanity Prison for UN-DETECTABLE EXTERMINATION and by the lowest gangsterism - namely
THE LAW - character assassinated
FOR LIFE as an INSANE, CRIMINAL
MENACE to this WORSE GANGSTER
COMMUNISM!!
Now that your be-sweated, terrified,
trembling DELIRIUM has subsided;
have your Computer Subdivision play
out my letter! And you; re-read my
letter FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR
A FUTURE!!

Francis E. Dec, Esquire,
29 Maple Ave, Hempstead, NY.

Worldwide Communist
Gangster Computer God
scum-on-top staged like Hollywood
with plastic pale stand-in actors with
Communist Gangster Computer God
speed recording instantaneous,
simultaneous edited-simulated voices;
implanted for all TV and news media
microphones in any known language!
Unbelievable con-artist Gangsterism -
solely for the Overall Plan: WORLD-
WIDE ETERNAL FRANKENSTEIN
LIVING-DEATH SLAVERY!
Yokel felon King Jimmy Carter;
slime from the academies which Mr.
Dec intelligently refused unsolicited
acceptance to - the most elite acad-
emy from here in Niggertown - and
even insidious CON ARTIST Gangster
Divorcée Pope John - they BOTH
speak SPANISH and even
PORTUGESE! Solely Mr. Dec exposes
False Gods, Sodomy and Gomorrah
of you Worldwide Computer God
parroting puppet Gangster Slaves!

MAKE COPIES FOR YOURSELF! You
hangman rope gangster scum-on-top,
laugh your MAD GIGGLE now!!

"...You hangman rope
gangster scum-on-top,
laugh your MAD
GIGGLE now!!"

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