"Worldwide Open Secret!"

THE OFFICIAL FRANCIS E. DEC FANCLUB PRESENTS:
"WORLDWIDE OPEN SECRET!"
		- A RANT BY FRANCIS E. DEC, ESQ. READ AND RECORDED BY "DOC" BRITTON.
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		zer0 SAYS: This rant is yet another all-time favorite of mine. Given Dec's extreme paranoia and propensity for thinking up insane conspiracy theories, you've probably already guessed that it was only a matter of time before he'd mix US history in with all the other mad ideas about our world and its "Gangster Government Leaders" which he already entertained! So, if you're one of the people who think the history taught in public schools has been fraudulently altered, feel free to browse the real US history, as presented by Francis E. Dec, Esq.! This rant contains more insane slandering of past US Presidents than you can shake a stick at, along with their "real" names and favorite spare-time activites as well! I really had no idea that so many drug addict crossdressing sodomist playboy scum-on-top Jews had held office in ages past! Rock on, Francis!
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"...Not even in The Truth, oy vey
Pravda, is Mr. Francis E Dec
Esquire's EIGHT PAGE
DETAILED LETTER..."

WORLDWIDE OPEN SECRET!! Solely Mr. Dec heralds the TRUE GOD in the ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE! Not even in The Truth, oy vey Pravda, is Mr. Francis E. Dec Esquire's EIGHT PAGE DETAILED LETTER exposing the Worldwide Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God and the worse-deadliest enemy of the entire human race and the entire UNIVERSE in the entire HISTORY of the entire universe; namely the COMMUNIST-ATHEIST CONSPIRACY with ALL of the Deadly Gangster unbelievable sophisticated Frankenstein Controls, the Catholic Church. These facts, like the below facts, can not be found in the Communist Gangster Computer God concocted-and-manipulated so-called "history" and news media!

Communist Gangster
Computer God unbelievably
staged, like Hollywood, scum-on-top
"Tsarina" - alias "Great Dictator" Franklin D. Roosevelt - the POLIO
PARALYZED legless DRUG ADDICT
idiotic suicidal "Tsarina" FAG who
had his unbeatable rival Will Rogers
EXTERMINATED in an EXPLODING
BALL OF FLAME by a PLANTED
BOMB here in "safe" USA airfield
shortly after take-off at the end of
Will Rogers' unprecedented renowned
arduous round-the-world goodwill flying
trip with Wiley Post in his beautiful,
electronically sophisticated luxurious
ultra-modern Winnie Mae airplane!
Not only all stairways had inclines
added for "Tsarina" Roosevelt's com-
puterized wheelchair but a football
field-sized glass house-type building
was built in back of the White House
for his medicinal, piped-in pure
warmed seawater into his gigantic
suicide-proof two feet-deep swimming
pool where he waded naked with his
nurses and had SODOMY AFFAIRS.
Ones very near to him have written
POPULAR BOOKS about his
SODOMY oy vey love affairs! Already
in his third term he was a HELPLESS
AND USELESS STRETCHER CASE,
incapable of even appearing at his
fourth term convention!

"...The POLIO PARALYZED
legless DRUG ADDICT
idiotic suicidal 'Tsarina' FAG
who had his unbeatable rival
Will Rogers EXTERMINATED
in an EXPLODING BALL
OF FLAME..."

"...As a big time kid Gangster
Politician (Computer God even
RAISED HIS AGE for "historical"
purposes), Teddy Roosevelt was
PAID OFF with the Vice President
do-absolutely-nothing
farce-position title!"

This One-world Communist,
who married his immediate cousin
Eleanor Roosevelt, like his runted
sickly pock-faced grandfather (propa-
gandized as a hunter and a sports-
man) TEDDY Roosevelt, here
from Oyster Bay Long Island, the
ROSENFELT FAMILY - another
Computer God Top Secret camou-
flage for "gifted" Ethiopians! As a
big time kid Gangster Politician
(Computer God even RAISED HIS
AGE for "historical" purposes), Teddy
Roosevelt was PAID OFF with the
Vice President do-absolutely-nothing
farce-position title! Repeatedly,
Vice Presidents have successfully
WAITED and LURKED to eliminate
El Presidenté! Oy vey, below are
a few examples:
So the kiddish gangster Teddy
Roosevelt lured midwestern DOLT
McKinley into New York for exter-
mination, like the lowly guttermouth
big L.B. Johnson lured playboy sodo-
mist in-with-the-Mafia Jack Kennedy
into his home town Dallas. Wide open
people say it was the three brothers
Sam, Milton and Lyman JACOBSEN
who with the judges feloniously
swindled the Governor of Texas out
of the U.S. Senator election -shortly
before Lyman was FIXED as the
compromise "choice" for Jack
Kennedy's Vice Presidential nominee!

Who ever saw a LYNDON
married to a tiny runt "Birdie"?!
Under Computer God orders, even
"Birdie" now has changed her name
for "historical" purposes to "Lady
Bird", nu? And even her ETHIOPIAN
SURNAME is now changed to
"Taylor"! It was this scummy bum
lowly Gangster Lyman, as Presi-
denté, who had the gigantic "Tsarina"
swimming pool DEEPENED several
feet to a regular swimming pool and
regularly had naked Sodomy
Swimming Parties with women
personnel! GANGSTER MONKEY
SEE, GANGSTER MONKEY DO!!
Now even the Pope John in the
Vatican has a similar swimming pool,
to share with the endless numbers of
nuns to help him forget his good old
days as a married-man-naked-in-bed
with HIGH HOLY COMMUNION
SODOMY!!
Did not that world-renowned
untouchable felon gangster Tricky
Dick Nixon, whose daughter Tricia is
married to Davy Eisenshanker Junior,
nu? Nixon was the sure loser to the
fag queer kid Bobby Kennedy, until
he was lured into very-distant-Tricky's
home town Los Angeles. Did not
Gangster Tricky Dick Nixon do more
than feloniously watch Eyesight
Television of Bobby Kennedy's
extermination?!

"...Now even the Pope John in
the Vatican has a similar
swimming pool, to share with
the endless numbers of nuns to
help him forget his good old
days as a married-man-naked-
in-bed with HIGH HOLY
COMMUNION SODOMY!!"

"...In order to automatically
become president, Stanton
concocted a GRANDIOSE
MURDER SCHEME to murder
not only Lincoln but also the Vice
President and Secretary of State!"

Abe Lincoln's (Computer God alias for "ABE LINN-COHN") law partner was Stanton. Abe, and the Gangster Courts,
feloniously conspired fabricated
patent infringements to swindle thousands of dollars from
C. McCormick Reaper Machinery
Company. As President, Abe made
Stanton a Cabinet member. In order
to automatically become President,
Stanton concocted a GRANDIOSE
MURDER SCHEME to murder not
only Lincoln but also the Vice
President and Secretary of State!
Secretly, Vice President Johnson
overseered it; Lincoln was murdered
and Secretary of State Seward was
VERY seriously injured!
Automatic President Harry "Shimmelman" Truman, in terror,
gave political concessions to Congress to enact abolishment of
the automatic succession to the
Presidency by Cabinet members.
For cheap conspired felonious party-
fix, Gangster Nixon GAVE Presi-
dency to dolt felon "Gerry Ford" (another Computer God alias!)
-the wide-open lifelong felon-bribe
extortionist, forgerer and CHECK
LAUNDERER Gerry Ford!

David Eisenscheimer
(or "Eisenshanker");
another runted, negroidically
befreckled semi-illiterate cowardly
yokel kid. Also, Jimmy Carter who
shared the sodomy drug beds of
the military academy with niggers.
Under secret Computer God orders
upon graduation, CIA changed even
his FAMILY GRAVESTONES!
"Camp David" in Maryland was
named AFTER him, FOR him and
BY him - including the Division of
SS, "Secret Service", troops who
even tended his playboy giant golf
course! Here Davy Eisenshanker
hid, in COWARDLY TERROR, and
watched World War II on Eyesight
TV! His "historical" name: "Dwight
Eisenhower"! As president, for
months, he was dying. In a coma.
Useless and helpless. Oy vey.

"...Here Davy Eisenshanker hid,
in COWARDLY TERROR and watched World War II on Eyesight TV!"

"...and DRAGGED IN CHAINS
into a windowless telephone
booth-type prison cell and put into Maximum Security Insanity
Prison for UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION..."

Sneak, shameless hangman
rope Gangster government
leaders into Frankenstein living-
death eternal slavery: I now GO TO
DEATH for YOUR lowest deadly
felony-crimes against ME! Franken-
stein Earphone Radio Parroting
Puppet Gangster Slave: Do not
DARE to repeat any part of this truth-
ful message! For like Mr. Francis E.
Dec, Esq., YOU TOO are EXPEND-
ABLE and YOU TOO can be BEATEN
BLOODILY by the Gangster Police
and DRAGGED IN CHAINS into a
windowless telephone booth-type
prison cell and put into Maximum
Security Insanity Prison for UN-
DETECTABLE EXTERMINATION
and by the lowest gangsterism -
namely THE LAW - character-
assassinated FOR LIFE as an
INSANE, CRIMINAL MENACE to this
WORSE GANGSTER COMMUNISM!
Now that your be-sweated, terrified,
trembling DELIRIUM has subsided;
have your Computer Subdivision play
out my letter! And you; re-read my
letter FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR
A FUTURE!!

Francis E. Dec, Esquire,
29 Maple Ave, Hempstead, NY.

Worldwide Communist Gangster
Computer God scum-on-top staged like
Hollywood with plastic pale stand-in actors
with Communist Gangster Computer God
speed recording instantaneous, simultaneous
edited-simulated voices; implanted for all TV
and news media microphones in any known
language! Unbelievable con-artist Gangster-ism, solely for the Overall Plan: WORLD-
WIDE ETERNAL FRANKENSTEIN LIVING-
DEATH SLAVERY!
Yokel felon King Jimmy Carter; slime from
the academies which Mr. Dec intelligently
refused unsolicited acceptance to - the most
elite academy from here in Niggertown - and
even insidious CON ARTIST Gangster
Divorcée Pope John - they BOTH speak
SPANISH and even PORTUGESE! Solely
Mr. Dec exposes False Gods, Sodomy and
Gomorrah of you Worldwide Computer God
parroting puppet Gangster Slaves!

MAKE COPIES FOR YOURSELF! You hang-
man rope gangster scum-on-top, laugh your
MAD GIGGLE now!!

"...You hangman rope
gangster scum-on-top,
laugh your MAD
GIGGLE now!!"

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"Worldwide Open Secret" - by Francis E. Dec

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