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Sadly, only a few of Mr. Dec’s letters and rants have been
preserved for posterity, nearly all of
which were
collected by Doc Britton - the man responsible for the brilliant voice recordings you can
listen to from these pages.
This saddens me to no end, as Dec's insane ranting is easily among
the
single funniest things I've ever experienced in my entire life.
As such, I simply refuse to believe there
are no more rants out
there. Someone, somewhere, must have more of them!
For example, I know for a fact that Dec sent out massive
amounts of his flyers to random people
all across the US (mainly in the media industry), as well as
plastered them on car windshields and
telephone poles all over New York City during the 70’s and 80’s.
Due to the rather… um… “cryptic”
nature of his writings, I am
certain that most of these rants were probably destroyed by their
intended recipients without so much as a second glance, sadly robbing future generations of their
unintentional comedic
brilliance forever. But I am certain at least some rants must still
remain intact
out there today; small gems of vitriol and loathing
peppered with pure insanity just waiting to lighten
up
the lives of those of us with normally functioning brains. Someone,
somewhere, MUST have kept
some of these rants which have yet to see
the light of day. This is where YOU come in!
Should YOU, the person reading this right now, happen to be one of
the people who have received,
found or even happen to know
anyone who owns any of these "lost" rants by Mr. Dec, please send
in copies or scans of them immediately and I will transcribe,
illustrate and publish them on this web
page! I'll also give you mad props and full credit for recovering
the rant/s in question. Not only that,
but if you're a
member of the Official Francis E. Dec Fanclub, you'll recieve
not only the usual
member benefits, but also BOTH a really fancy
Secret Fanclub Degree as well as an honorable
mention in the "About"
-section of this web page - thereby
immortalizing you to future generations
forever! As if that's not enough, should you be willing to part with
the original rant I'll gladly
pay you
good money for it! Just get in touch with me and we'll work
out all
the details. Don't try to rip me off
with any fake, phony
rants, though. That'd be a no-no.
The same thing goes if anyone out there knows anything about
Francis E. Dec whatsoever, or
has ever met or spoken to him. Dec lived in NY his entire life -
someone MUST have seen or spoken
to him during all those years! What
about old neighbors? People who met him in the street? People
who
noticed he was plastering their car with rants and Gangsterized him
for it? There must be some-
one out there who knows more about the man! If so, send whatever info you have to me and I'll
add it to this page and immortalize you! This is your shot
at a place in the history books of Dec-
ology! Alternatively, stop by
the forums and tell everyone
there all about your Dec-speriences.
It is up to all of us Frankenstein Slaves Worldwide to ensure that the legacy of Dec continues!!
SO SEND YOUR
RANTS, INFO ON DEC (OR EVEN A MANUAL TYPEWRITER) TO:
(NOTE: For
spam-prevention purposes I have published the above email address in
the form of a GIF.
However, just type it in manually and I should get your letter in no
time flat! The "0" in "zer0" is the
number zero, by the way, and not the letter "o".) |
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