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AN INTRODUCTION TO FRANCIS E. DEC | ||
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Hi there and welcome to the
Official Francis E. Dec Fanclub; an homage to one of the greatest masters of unintentional comedy our species has ever produced; namely one Francis E. Dec, Esquire! Mr. Dec was an apparent schizophrenic from Hempstead, NY whose claim to fame is the penning of many insane rants which he mass-mailed to random addresses and media outlets all over the US. These rants contain one of the most surreal world- views ever dreamt up by mortal man. And one of the funniest! If you distilled pure insanity into a 120% proof concoction, chances are you might end up with something only HALF as crazy as Francis E. Dec! This site is my attempt at showcasing his rants, spreading their insane humor worldwide! |
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Not many people
have heard of Dec and when confronted with his rants for the
first time, fewer still seem to "get" the humor. This always struck me as odd but eventually I began to realize why this were: the rants were not illustrated. It is EXTREMELY difficult to make any "sense" of Mr. Dec without the use of an illustrated transcript. To counteract this, I have taken it upon myself to not only transcribe all rants by Francis E. Dec but also illustrate them to the best of my ability. Hopefully, this will spread the humor of Dec far and wide! Head on over to the rants page to check out the results! The rants also feature the famed audio recordings by Mr. Boyd "Doc on the ROQ" Britton! If you're a big fan of Dec, why not join the fanclub as well? It's 100% free of charge!
This page also contains
brand new info on Dec never published before - both in the
rants section, |
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Stop on by and chat in the forum! |
This page created and maintained worldwide as a
Frankenstein
slave
(usually at night) by zer0
(Peter Branting) 2006 and onwards.
Original rants by Francis E. Dec, esq.
Audio
recorded by Boyd "Doc" Britton,1986
All illustrations
© by zer0, 2006. Quit stealing
other people's stuff, eBaum.
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OFFICIAL FRANCIS E DEC FANCLUB -- IT ALMOST LOOKS NEW!!! - -