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 AN INTRODUCTION TO FRANCIS E. DEC  
Welcome to the Official Francis E. Dec Fanclub! I'm your host, zer0. As
its name implies, this site is an homage to Francis E. Dec, Esquire. Hailing
from Hempstead, NY, Mr. Dec was likely a sufferer of schizophrenia. Dec's
claim to fame is his penning of many insane rants which he mass-mailed to
random people and media all over the world for several decades. These rants
contain one of the most surreal worldviews ever conceived by mortal man,
equally amazing and amusing in its utter madness! This site is your chance
to experience the outsider art of Mr. Dec's writings for yourself. Be repulsed
by the hatred! Tremble at the paranoia! Laugh at the unintentional comedy!

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  If you distilled pure insanity into a 120% proof concoction, chances are you might end up with
something only half as crazy as Dec's writings. It is therefore no wonder that, when confronted with
his work for the first time, relatively few people manage to appreciate or understand it. To counteract
this, I have taken it upon myself to not only transcribe Dec's writings but also to illustrate them - as
it is REALLY hard to make any "sense" of Mr. Dec without an illustrated transcript. Head on over
to the page containing Dec's rants to check out the results! The rants also feature audio recordings
for your listening pleasure. Some of these were made in the 1980s by Boyd "Doc on the ROQ"
Britton, while some were recorded more recently by other people!

Use the links at the top of each page to get around and check out various sections of this web
site! The Official Francis E. Dec Fanclub is unique in that it offers never before published rants
by Mr. Dec, available through the rants section! It also offers previously unknown biographical
information on the man, readable via the official timeline of events in Dec's life! If you're brand
new to Mr. Dec, you may want to check out the FAQ before you do anything else. The Fanclub
also features an encyclopedia of schizophrenic phrases that turn up frequently in Dec's letters.
And please feel free to comment in the forum or check out how you can contribute to this page;
I'd love that! If you're a big fan of Francis, why not join the Fanclub as well? It's 100% free of
charge! Decologists of the world, unite!!

  
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This page created and maintained worldwide as a Frankenstein
slave (usually at night) by zer0 (Peter Branting) 2006 and onwards.
Original rants by Francis E. Dec, esq. Audio recorded by Boyd "Doc" Britton,1986
All illustrations © by zer0, 2006. Quit stealing other people's stuff, eBaum.
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