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 AN INTRODUCTION TO FRANCIS E. DEC  
Hi there and welcome to the Official Francis E. Dec Fanclub; an homage
to one of the greatest masters of unintentional comedy our species has ever
produced; namely one Francis E. Dec, Esquire! Mr. Dec was an apparent
schizophrenic from Hempstead, NY whose claim to fame is the penning of
many insane rants which he mass-mailed to random addresses and media
outlets all over the US. These rants contain one of the most surreal world-
views ever dreamt up by mortal man. And one of the funniest! If you distilled
pure insanity into a 120% proof concoction, chances are you might end up
with something only HALF as crazy as Francis E. Dec! This site is my
attempt at showcasing his rants, spreading their insane humor worldwide!

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  Not many people have heard of Dec and when confronted with his rants for the first time, fewer
still seem to "get" the humor. This always struck me as odd but eventually I began to realize why
this were: the rants were not illustrated. It is EXTREMELY difficult to make any "sense" of Mr. Dec
without the use of an illustrated transcript. To counteract this, I have taken it upon myself to not only
transcribe all rants by Francis E. Dec but also illustrate them to the best of my ability. Hopefully,
this will spread the humor of Dec far and wide! Head on over to the rants page to check out the
results! The rants also feature the famed audio recordings by Mr. Boyd "Doc on the ROQ" Britton! If
you're a big fan of Dec, why not join the fanclub as well? It's 100% free of charge!

This page also contains brand new info on Dec never published before - both in the rants section,
as well as the official timeline of events in Dec's life and in the FAQ, which you may want to check
out first if you're brand new to Dec. There's also an encyclopedia of schizophrenic phrases which
turn up frequently in his letters. Use the links at the top of the page to get around! And please
feel free to comment in the forum or check out how you can contribute to this page; I'd love that! 
Decologists of the world, unite!!

  
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This page created and maintained worldwide as a Frankenstein
slave (usually at night) by zer0 (Peter Branting) 2006 and onwards.
Original rants by Francis E. Dec, esq. Audio recorded by Boyd "Doc" Britton,1986
All illustrations © by zer0, 2006. Quit stealing other people's stuff, eBaum.
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