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 ABOUT THIS PAGE  

The Official Francis E. Dec Fanclub was designed, created and illustrated
by zer0 in 2006. zer0 (that’d be me) is a dapper lad from Sweden who is a
very big fan of Mr. Dec and the worldview presented through his paranoid
delusions. When not blackly drunk and passed out in a gutter, zer0 enjoys
drawing purty pictures, strangling kittens, defecating and falling asleep.
Some of the things listed above are false, yes, BUT WHICH ONES???

   If you like this page and would like hire zer0 to draw or illustrate something
for you, you’d be very welcome to get in touch with him (that is, me) via the
address presented below. Manythanks!

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THE FANCLUB HALL OF FAME EXCEPTIONAL DECOLOGISTS WORTHY OF MENTION
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TED TORBICH - DECOLOGIST EXTRAORDINAIRE
Not many people have, thus far, done more to help the
fanclub than has Ted Torbich. Ted, aka "TenebrousT", aka
"Decologist First Class Extraordinaire" is another huge fan
of Mr. Dec's insane delusions who has spent endless
peaceful time slowly piecing together notes which he has
then sent to various US government agencies, requesting
more material on Francis E. Dec, Esq. It has been mainly
through his dilligence and hard work that this fanclub has
been able to locate new material with which to expand the
official timeline, rants and Dectionary. It is also thanks to
him that we today know a lot more about Dec's legal past,
professional career and personal life than has previously
been known in the past. Hats off to you, Ted!
   Ted Torbich is currently a disgruntled postal worker in
Pennsylvania, USA. His personal website is viewable here.
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STEVEN DHUEY - DECOLOGIST, GENEALOGIST,
PROFESSIONAL WIENER CONNOISSEUR
Hailing from sunny Toledo, Ohio; formerly-professional genealogist
turned-Decologist Steven Dhuey has done much for this Fanclub in
terms of tracking down the identities of Francis E. Dec's mother and
father, their places of birth (Poland), dates of immigration to the US
(approx. 1910-1912) and professional careers (maid and butcher,
respectively). Steven has also, by careful review of various official
records, managed to map Dec's military career; including where he
recieved basic training, was stationed, what decorations he recieved
and what weapon competencies he had. Am I the only one thinking
giving a gun to Mr. Dec might have been a really bad idea..?

   Other than the study of Dec, Steven Dhuey has largely given up
the life of a genealogist and is currently attending law school - just as
did once the late Mr. Dec. Let us hope once he has completed his
legal education, fate will treat Steven more kindly than it did Francis!
In his spare time, as can be seen in the following picture, Steven
Dhuey is an extremely sophisticated connoisseur of wieners. Yikes!
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ABOUT THE AUDIO RECORDINGS OF DEC
The fantastic audio recordings of Dec's mad rants presented on
this website are, contrary to popular belief, not done by Dec himself.
Instead, they were originally recorded by Mr. Boyd "Doc on the
ROQ" Britton; legendary radio DJ. In 1986 Mr. Britton, while working
for the radio station WZUU in Milwaukee, happened to recieve
several of Dec's rants which had been mass-mailed to the media.
He then proceeded to record audio versions of said rants, using
random bits of music added for background ambience. These
recordings have since become cult classics, copied and re-copied.
In latter years, sites like UBUWEB have even considered the rants
culturally significant enough to include in their vast collection of
audio poetry! The usage of the rants on this website is 100% non-
profit and governed under the laws of public domain.

   Doc currently works for the station KROQ 106.7 FM, so be sure
to stop by and check it out! This especially goes if you happen to
like good radio, which admittedly is something of a rarity these
days. Additionally, more information on Doc's recordings of Dec's
mad rants can be found over at the Kooks Museum, courtesy of
Donna Kossy!
The man himself - Doc Britton!
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