THE OFFICIAL FRANCIS E. DEC FANCLUB PRESENTS:
"THE TEDDY KENNEDY LETTER"
  - A RANT BY FRANCIS E. DEC, ESQ. ILLUSTRATED BY zer0, 2009. TRANSCRIBED
  AND RECORDED BY TED TORBICH, 2008.
 
 

 

zer0 SAYS:
This rant, donated to the Fanclub in 2008, details Dec's theories concerning the Chappaquiddick incident. If you don't know what that is, you've probably lived under a rock for most of your life. "The Chappaquiddick incident" is the name the media gave to the events taking place on the night of July 18, 1969, when then-presidential candidate Ted Kennedy fled the scene of a nasty car crash that claimed the life of Mary Jo Kopechne, a young member of his deceased brother Bobby's campaign staff. This event became a national scandal and led to Ted Kennedy losing his bid for the 1972 Presidency.
 

 
  In keeping with what may have been a lifelong habit of writing about "current events", Francis in this rant expresses his own opinions concerning Chappaquiddick. Not surprisingly, these fail to match the "official" story of what took place. Um... yeah! Even though Francis actually gets several circumstances concerning the event right in this rant, I still feel it fair to warn the reader that much of the material is probably still to be considered highly offensive - especially if you happen to claim relation either to the Kopechnes or to the Kennedy family! If you do, you should probably stop reading right here instead of getting angry at what Dec writes. You have been warned!

Since the question is inevitably going to come up, I'll say right here and now that I don't believe in what Dec is alleging about the incident in this rant - meaning I don't believe Ted Kennedy was a murderer (or a rapist, for that matter). I do believe, however, that Ted Kennedy outright lied to the public about the accident and that he, up until his death in late 2009, never told the complete truth about what happened on that night or what his motivations were for driving away with Mary Jo in his car in the first place. Make of that what you will. If you wish to learn more about Chappaquiddick, I can recommend FBI:s official documents regarding the events of July 18, 1969, available online here and here thanks to the Freedom of Information Act. An excellent video feed concerning the events at Chappaquiddick can also be found via this page.

As per the other new Dec rants available via the Dec Fanclub, this rant also contains a brand new voice recording, recorded by none other than this Fanclub's Ted Torbich (AKA "TenebrousT"), who also originally transcribed the rant in question! Be sure to give him a shout on the forum if you enjoy his voicework! I hope all fans of Francis will enjoy this previously unknown rant!

 
 
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ALL of the gangster SCUM ON TOP CAN REWATCH the Frankenstein Eyesight Television play back of the beach party RAPE, SODOMY and MURDER of his tiny blonde secretary, JO ANN KOPEKNEY, by the last of the KENNEDY SODOMIST PLAY BOYS, young TEDDY KENNEDY. U.S. SENATOR from Massachusetts and EVEN THE THROWING OF HER DEAD BODY INTO HIS 88 OLDS-MOBILE AUTOMATIC HYDRAMATIC TRANSMISSION AUTO and forcing down the gas pedal with a “portable radio” while the auto was parked on the tiny flat wharf like wooden bridge with ABSOLUTELY NO SIDE RAILINGS, DESERTED VERY LATE AT NITE. Then the automatic gear shift of the automobile was pushed into “Drive” position through the open window, thereby automatically driving the automobile WITH JO ANN KOPEKNEY’S MURDERED DEAD body inside the automobile, off of the tiny bridge into the shallow water.

This is an OLD REPEAT EASILY PROVEN ELECTRIC CHAIR WIDE OPEN COVER UP for the SODOMY RAPE MURDER of JO ANN KOPEKNEY by the Last of the Kennedy sodomist play boys, big TEDDY KENNEDY.

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"...Driving the automobile
WITH JO ANN KOPEKNEY'S
MURDERED DEAD body
inside the automobile,
off of the tiny bridge
into the shallow water."

 

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"...Including the nearby crowds of
people at the scene the following
day, screaming that Teddy Kennedy
was the rape, sodomist, murderer of
his secretary JO ANN KOPEKNEY."

 

The murderer Teddy Kennedy, falsely claims he was driving and drove the car off of the bridge. “EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES”: Playboy sodomist Teddy Kennedy was a married man and his wife was in the hospital giving birth to another of his brood. The local radio stations explained that therefore Teddy Kennedy needed batchelor’s love in his lonliness dated Jo Ann Kopekney.

Are YOU sufficiently stratified scum on top to gleefully watch Frankenstein Eyesight Television play back of the JO ANN KOPEKNEY, SODOMY, RAPE AND MURDER by the big Teddy Kennedy (Including the nearby crowds of people at the scene, the following day, screaming that Teddy Kennedy was the rape, sodomist, murderer of his secretary JO ANN KOPEKNEY.)

   EVERY DISTRICT ATTORNEY COVERS UP EVEN THE WORSE HANGMAN ROPE FELONY CRIMES FOR ALL OF THE UNTOUCHABLE GANGSTER PLAY BOY SCUM ON TOP. EACH DISTRICT ATTORNEY IS SO SECRETLY ANNOINTED BY HIS COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD

 

THE PARROTING PUPPET MENIAL UNDERLING BACKROOM UNTOUCHABLE CO-CONSPIRATOR DIS. ATTY. after gleefully watching the RAPE, SODOMY, MURDER of JO ANN KOPEKNEY by Teddy Kennedy on eyesight television play back. (and even the deadly gangster CIA body guard underlings of SENATOR Teddy Kennedy, as C. GOD PARROTING PUPPETS, VERY LATE AT NITE, SETTING UP THE “ACCIDENT” on the tiny wooden bridge with no side railings and automatically driving the automobile off the tiny bridge into the shallow water with Jo Ann Kopekney’s dead body inside.

   Then the Dis. Atty. covered up the WIDE OPEN OBVIOUS MURDER by ordering that no investigation be made into Teddy Kennedy’s contradictory, ridiculous FALSE ALIBI AND FURTHER ORDERING; that NO AUTOPSY BE PERFORMED ON THE RAPED, SODOMIZED, MURDERED DEAD BODY OF JO ANN KOPEKNEY.

 


"...FURTHER ORDERING;
that NO AUTOPSY
BE PERFORMED ON THE
RAPED, SODOMIZED,
MURDERED DEAD BODY
OF JO ANN KOPEKNEY."

 

   AN HONEST AUTOPSY (I SAID HONEST) PERFORMED NOW, YEARS LATER, AFTER HER BODY IS EXHUMED WILL PROVE THAT TEDDY KENNEDY COMMITTED SODOMY, RAPE MURDER OF JO ANN KOPEKNEY.

 

Teddy Kennedy’s ridiculous, contradictory FALSE story is that he accidentally drove his Oldsmobile off of the tiny bridge at nite and swung the door open to escape from drowning himself and that the area was a distant deserted area WITH ABSOLUTELY NO HELP WHAT EVER. He further claims he repeatedly dove in the shallow water to save Jo Ann Kopekney. Further Teddy Kennedy claims soaking wet he was dazed and befuddled and forgot everything and went home to to sleep and contacted no one and did nothing about Jo Ann Kopekneys death, until the next day.

THESE ARE OBVIOUS CONTRADICTORY FALSEHOODS. WITHIN 300 SHORT WALKING STEPS AWAY FROM THE TINY BRIDGE THE PEOPLE WERE HOME IN THE NEAREST HOME. They were awake with the lites on and in and out of the house LONG AFTER THE TIME TEDDY KENNEDY FALSELY CLAIMS THE “ACCIDENT” OCCURRED, WITH ALL OF THE WINDOWS IN THEIR HOUSE WERE OPEN THAT WARM NITE AND THEY NEITHER SAW NOR HEARD ANYTHING FROM THE TINY BRIDGE ACROSS THE WAY. SOAKING WET, HOW DID TEDDY KENNEDY GET HOME TO HIS SUMPTUOUS HOME FROM THIS DISTANT AREA WITHOUT HIS OLDSMOBILE, WITHOUT EXPLAINING SUCH CONDUCT?

 

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"Teddy Kennedy's ridiculous,
contradictory FALSE story is that he
accidentally drove his Oldsmobile
off of the tiny bridge at nite..."

 

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"...INSTEAD, TEDDY
KENNEDY MADE MANY
RUSH TELEPHONE CALLS,
WHEN HE CAME HOME
THAT NITE."

 

ALL TOP GOV. SCUM LIKE SENATOR KENNEDY ARE PROTECTED BY CONSTANT TELEPHONE RECORDING SERVICE. AFTER COMING HOME TEDDY KENNEDY WAS NOT DAZED OR BEFUDDLED. HE IN NO WAY DID NOTHING AND WENT DIRECTLY TO SLEEP CONTACTING NO ONE TILL THE NEXT DAY. INSTEAD, TEDDY
KENNEDY MADE MANY RUSH TELEPHONE CALLS, WHEN HE CAME HOME THAT NITE. INSPITE OF THE KID GANGSTER DIS. ATTY. COVER UP, THIS HAS LEAKED OUT. 
BUT AS THE HIGHEST CON-GRESSMAN, NAMELY SENATOR, TEDDY KENNEDY IS ABOVE THE LAW AND HE REFUSES TO RELEASE THE TAPE RECORDED TELEPHONE RECORDS OF HIS TELEPHONE CALLS THAT NITE.

Even from much greater heights, even much smaller cars take minutes to sink below the surface of the water, making it virtually impossible for JO ANN KOPEKNEY to be trapped inside the Oldsmobile automobile. Jo Ann Kopekney was a good swimmer. The water was so shallow that big Teddy Kennedy could have stood on the automobile and opened its doors in the water. Teddy Kennedy claims Jo Ann Kopekney was sitting next to him. Why did not she slide out the open door after he jumped out?

 

HOW MANY MORE KENNEDY
SECRETED SODOMY RAPES????

 

The CHIEF DISTRICT ATTORNEY: A relatively recent Communist Gangster Computer God concoction. The menial young UNTOUCHABLE BACKROOM COVER-UP UNDERLING GANGSTER PARROTING PUPPET, with quick pay off to at least high judgeship, or even THIRTY YEAR OLD GOVERNORS and unbelievably, ALMOST U.S. PRESIDENT in middle thirties (age), namely the dwarfted scar face gangster kid TOM DEWEY N.Y. Chief District Attorney, then New York State Governor and for one nite C. God, so called “news media” declared Tom Dewey was president. (ALMOST).

Virtually every county from N.Y. to California has a chief District Attorney, LIKE ALL JUDGES ALL ARE C. GOD FABRICATIONS WITH VERY LITTLE, IF ANY CIVIL TRIAL EXPERIENCE AND VIRTUALLY NO CRIMINAL TRIAL EXPERIENCE, WHEN ANNOINTED BY C. GOD FOR SO CALLED ELECTION. EVEN THE U. S. SUPREME COURT, THE HIGHEST COURT OF THE LAND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REQUIREMENT OF LEGAL TRAINING OR EXPERIENCE. ANYONE CAN BE “MADE” A JUDGE. (AYE VIE “GIFTED”). These UNTOUCHABLE menial underlings are  complete concoctions and manipulations of the Computer God in order to protect the parroting puppet stratified deadly gangster Communist CLOSED SOCIETY. 

 

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"THE CHIEF DISTRICT
ATTORNEY: A relatively recent
Communist Gangster Computer God
concoction. The menial young
UNTOUCHABLE BACKROOM
COVER-UP GANGSTER
PARROTING PUPPET..."

 


"...NO UNTOUCHABLE
HANGMAN ROPE GANGSTER
JUDGE AND NOT EVEN ANY
LOWLY KID GANGSTER DISTRICT
ATTORNEY HAS EVER
GONE TO PRISON."

 

P.S. Throughout this country NO UNTOUCHABLE HANGMAN ROPE GANGSTER JUDGE AND NOT EVEN ANY LOWLY KID GANGSTER DISTRICT ATTORNEY HAS EVER GONE TO PRISON. Not even the prune face negroidically befreckled gutter mouth gangster kid, BRENDEN BYRNE, now governor of New Jersey in his young THIRTIES. Instead, his partner accepted a farce plea of guilty from a back room gangster judge. Or like LOW LOUIE LEFKOWITZ Chief Atty. Gen. of the N.Y. State, the gangster bribe extortionist instead his ass’t cops a farce guilty plea from one backroom gangster judge. Or even here in NASSAU COUNTY, THE RICHEST COUNTY IN THE COUNTRY, “kid gangster menace” the young DENNIS DILLON, Dis. Atty. and his staff of First Degree Sodomy, Gamora peddling drug addict parties of radio and T.V. renown, BUT NO FELONY INDICTMENTS BY THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY’S HIGHLY PAID RUBBER STAMP STOOGES, THE SECRET BACKROOM (23) GRAND JURORS, WITH ABSOLUTELY NO LEGAL EDUCATION OR TRAINING.

 

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