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Alternate version of "WORLD WIDE OPEN SECRET"!
02/01/10 at 17:18:24
 
Browsing Flickr yesterday, I stumbled upon this:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/unclaimedmysteries/4065490173/sizes/l/

As you can plainly see, this appears to be a facsimile of the rant "WORLDWIDE OPEN SECRET". What fascinated me about it was that it appears to be an earlier version than the one uploaded to the Fanclub:

http://www.bentoandstarchky.com/dec/opensecret/opensecretrant.jpg

As you can see, the rant lacks the vertical text on the left-hand side, as well as of the initial line (the one that goes "WORLD WIDE WIDE OPEN SECRET"). Additionally, it also appears to lack the words "(CZARINA alias" on line 7. The rant was uploaded to Flickr by one C.L. Smith, proprietor of the excellent web site Unclaimed Mysteries. When I got in touch with him re: the rant, he had the following to disclose:

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I got my copy from a friend at a radio station in the Bay Area. I want to say 1985-ish? We both were in radio those days. Any station's mailbox was a gold mine for this material, as was Kinko's.

I never saw a letter direct from Dec, but I did come across a single note from a Mark Margoian, a man who was apparently less prolific but even more chock-full of hate than Mr. Dec. Don't believe it? Than you stand to be "ROASTED and TORTURED in the CORE of THE SUN, which is 93 MILLION MILES away." Well, at least that was my takeaway phrase from him.

A couple of years later I exchanged some kook rants with the SubGenius Rev. Ivan Stang and scored an audio cassette of Doc on the ROQ's dramatic interpretations of Dec's letters. That was the first clue I had that there was more than one!


Very interesting! Not only does it clearly indicate Dec specifically tended to target the media with his rants (whenever he could), but it also provides more support for my ongoing hypothesis that Dec continually revised his rants and added new material to them. I think this is especially noticable in The Top Secret Dual Food Standard rant. Here, I strongly suspect that the entire hand-written portion of the text was not originally present, but rather was added (by Dec) later in an attempt to "update" or "correct" the original text. That means, if we  should ever manage to locate the "original version" of the TSDFS rant, it might be much longer and far more detailed than the version containing the frenzied scribbling we have right now.

I suspect (as I've mentioned earlier) that Dec had access to a xerox machine of some sort, or some other type of tool for mass-producing copies of typewritten material. The fact that this version of the WWOS rant is completely and totally identical to the one we have (apart from the text added later) further supports this theory.

I also think Dec might have added material to his rants by typing on a blank piece of paper, cutting the typewritten portion out and then gluing it onto an already-written rant; possibly pasting over text already present. Then, he would likely have created xerox copies of his work and mailed them out to the public. I can't be sure, but I think this might have been how the vertical text was added. The handwritten portions of the TSDFS rant, I think, might also have been created after this fashion.

All in all, very interesting! Smiley
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Reply #1 - 02/01/10 at 22:14:47
 
Fascinating indeed.  Another tenuous connection to Dec!  I agree with you, as mentioned before, about Dec making corrections and changing his rants.  I believe that Dec utilized a mimeograph machine myself in his creation of his material.  It stands to reason that he would have contacted the media, his goal was to get the message out!  Have you asked this wonderful gent for any works of the kook he mentions?  I would love to peruse any he has.
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Reply #2 - 02/02/10 at 04:18:13
 
A mimeograph machine probably isn't a bad guess at all. Either that, or some other sort of stencil-making apparatus. It might still even be in Dec's basement, supposing his sneak deadly Murder Incorporated felon assassin brother hasn't cleaned it out!

I got back to C.L., and he said he might upload some stuff by this other ranter on his Flickr account at some point. I'm looking forward to it, as this Mark Margoian person sounds almost as wacked-out as Mr. Dec. A quick google search seems to reveal he was (is?) branded by several sources as a racist and a self-professed anti-semite.  Guess he, like Mr. Dec, must've sent out his rants to a large number of people throughout his "career". Yikes!
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Reply #3 - 03/28/10 at 04:00:52
 
This Mark Margoian sounds like an interesting fellow. I just shot off an email to the curator of the special collections at the University of Southern Mississippi, which apparently holds a collection of his rants. Hopefully I'll be able to share some Margoian ramblings sometime soon...
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Reply #4 - 03/28/10 at 21:27:30
 
Excellent work you hangman rope underling!
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Reply #5 - 03/30/10 at 20:05:54
 
zosimos wrote on 03/28/10 at 04:00:52:
This Mark Margoian sounds like an interesting fellow. I just shot off an email to the curator of the special collections at the University of Southern Mississippi, which apparently holds a collection of his rants. Hopefully I'll be able to share some Margoian ramblings sometime soon...


Damn, I've missed this post up until now.

Excellent thinking, and I hope your efforts will pay off! If this freak is half as crazy as Francis, reading through his writings should be an amusing exercise indeed. Let us know if you find anything!

Actually, now that I think about it, it might be worth asking the curator if he ever recieved any rants by Dec, as well. I think Dec may have targeted institutions like these in order to "enlighten" people in academia about the giant Conspiracy against him. Worth a shot!
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Reply #6 - 03/31/10 at 23:25:46
 
I would like to read these as well.
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Reply #7 - 07/01/10 at 23:37:20
 
Unclaimed Mysteries is a familiar name... he posts on alt.slack, the SubGenius USENET newsgroup. And I just did a search for this Mark Margoian kook... one of the top results is the Kooks book by Donna Kossy, and she is also a SubGenius. The odd part is, I've never heard of Mark Margoian before. Then again, I don't own that book. Our cult leader Rev. Ivan Stang wrote a book called High Weirdness By Mail back in the 80s that was sort of an encyclopedia on kooks and crazy people, which might also be a useful resource to those of you interested in the vastness of kookerydom. I don't have that book either. I'm not really into books. They are a form of communist gangster computer god mind control turning us into parroting puppet hangman rope gangster jewlatto judges: the black wave of the future. Oy vey! Pravda! Anyway, it's a world wide open secret that half the Francis E. Dec fans out there are card-carrying members of the Church of the SubGenius. Just look at this Xtranormal video by Artemia salina, another SubGenius cultist:

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Reply #8 - 09/07/11 at 01:14:48
 
Hey, I have a dim memory of registering on this site, but the brain ray™ might have messed it up. At least I remembered my login/password combo. Anyway, apologies for not being more prolific and scanning more stuff and posting to my flickr account. I hope to get around to it ... sometime ... time ... time ...

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Reply #9 - 09/07/11 at 11:46:16
 
Unclaimed Mysteries wrote on 09/07/11 at 01:14:48:
Hey, I have a dim memory of registering on this site, but the brain ray™ might have messed it up. At least I remembered my login/password combo. Anyway, apologies for not being more prolific and scanning more stuff and posting to my flickr account. I hope to get around to it ... sometime ... time ... time ...


That'd be totally cool! I'd love to see just what rants of Francis you happen to be in possession of! Feel free to throw up a link on this forum if you ever get around to posting it on Flickr.

Sorry for not being more active myself, by the way. I'm currently working full-time for a large Swedish company as both a translator, proof-reader and a graphical designer, so I simply do not have the time I once did to devote to this site any longer. At least not at present, anyway!
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Reply #10 - 09/09/11 at 10:38:55
 
That's the only one by Mr. Dec I have, sent to me by a friend several years ago. Others I collected over the years (1980s- 1990s) when I worked at several US radio stations.

Those were the days when conspiracy kooks had to take charge and show some initiative! Use manual typewriters, build strong finger muscles! Walk to the copy center, get an aerobic workout! Research libraries to find possible sympathizers in the media, or just screw it and send everybody a copy!

Kids have it too easy these days.
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