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08/28/09 at 11:36:22
 
I came across this page today. Apparently, this is an actual message that has been emailed in bulk to random people and posted on countless message boards all over the Internet by some scary, deranged psycho. I think this guy is almost a match for Mr. Dec in some ways. Almost! Holy shit. Holy, HOLY shit! Shocked

Be sure to read the whole thing from start to finish.  Just be sure you're wearing white clothes as you are reading it! YOU DO NOT DENY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Reply #1 - 08/28/09 at 17:04:16
 
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Reply #2 - 08/28/09 at 17:24:41
 
This guy is a fucking nutball. It is defiantly the same writer of the article.
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Reply #3 - 08/28/09 at 17:29:34
 
Pittsburgh-Phil wrote on 08/28/09 at 17:04:16:


This guy scares me. If he doesn't kill someone someday, I would be very surprised.

I love the illustration they use on this page, though. Very fitting. I'm sad psychiatry doesn't seem to use the straightjacket today. This guy definitely sounds as though he might need it. In large dosages! I mean, look at that Youtube vid where he's just staring into the camera without saying anything. What a total fucking nutcase. Shocked
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Reply #5 - 08/28/09 at 17:48:54
 
Pittsburgh-Phil wrote on 08/28/09 at 17:42:21:


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You kill a frog, thus you prevent it from jumping 3 times
getting sunlight, drinking water, etc…

is it good you prevented the frog from jumping 3 times
by killing it?

well as it died, it experienced pain, and since you are a
terrorist, you experienced pleasure as it died.

you have also committed the crime of not permitting it
to live out a full life, filled with swims, and jumps.

somewhere deep down within the universe, or another
universe near by, or a universe far far away, is a formation..
like a rock.. a huge rock.

there is also a tiny rock somewhere in another universe
they both can read your mind, see the things you see, see
the things the frogs see, experience the emotions you and the
frog go through.

but these rocks don’t have emotions of their own, they just watch
and know everything, not by choice, it’s just that they do.

they have no feelings, no emotions, they do not get angry
they do not attempt to prevent you from killing the frog.

they just don’t care, they don’t even care if they themselves
died, or whatever, nothing matters to them.

they are however like “time capsules” they have seen everything
that has happened in the past trillions of years.

when a frog prayed ” please mysterious forces within infinity,
stop me from being killed “.

these mysterious rock formations simply did not give a shit
about the quests the frog was making.

they don’t have feelings, why should they, they do not have desires
they gain nothing. if you promise them intelligence that will one day
give them more abilities, they simply do not respond.

they are like vegetables.

but back to the frog and you…

you may say ” why did i kill the frog”
the frog may say ” i wish i had not been killed”
the frog experiences “pain as it dies”
you experience ” pleasure as you kill it”
there is also this mess , the guts and blood of the frog all over the place.

you can smell it and it is disgusting.
within the guts of the frog, there are billions of germs
bacteria, they are suddenly free on their own.

some of them might feel like they have been freed and given
a “life” and thus they might consider life to be a gift.

they have a “consideration of freedom given to them is
a life that is a gift from a higher source”

you turn your back and leave the “scene”
“you have left the scene”

some rock that can see and feel everything within multi
universes, maybe even infinity itself which is not a formation of
any particular kind.

it can not tell if what it just observed was real or just a dream
or just an imagination.

“it can not tell”

all these events, are released into the infinity, including thoughts
actions, feelings, observations, killings, pain, pleasure, emotions
imagination, and even “element of questioning if this was real or
just a dream”…

“THEY ARE ALL RELEASED INTO THE INFINITY”

even this “release” is an event in itself.

and it being an “event” itself is also an event.

“you are confused”

that too is released into the infinity.
“you are disgusted by the fact that this article is getting nowhere”

good, i said “good” that too is an event that gets released
into the infinity.

in some other universe, some other time, a creature eats a
another creature and experiences “happiness” due to “full stomach”

it watches the river flow by, and it is “happy” two times.

this “happiness” is released into the infinity.

after 5000 billion trillion trillion trillion infinity years,
these feelings collide and form an evolution of their own

even as these feelings traveled they were going through some
sort of an evolutionary “reality” of their own.

but now that they have collided, who knows what will happen.

possibilities are not limited by your imagination
nothing is limited, there is no imagination obstacle.

there are not “infinite combinations” or “infinite possibilities”
or “probabibilities”

there is INFINITE, INFINITIES.

think you can escape that through the means of “killing yourself”?

well even your thought alone is going to result in some
evolutions out there, all the horror creatures will go through
all the beauty they will experience…

it will all be on you.

you are not


I'd say this guy frightens me once more, but I'm afraid somewhere deep down within the universe (or another universe nearby) or a universe far far away, is a formation.. like a rock.. a huge rock.

NOW JUMP!!! THREE TIMES!!! THREE!!! Angry Angry Angry
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Reply #6 - 08/28/09 at 20:36:35
 
The guy has potential but I would not compare him to the master.  It is my opinion that he will turn out to be someone like the time cube guy, focused on one thing, and then just becoming irrelevant.  Usually people like this are one hit wonders.  Good stuff, for what it is but far from the mastery that is Dec; THE greatest ever.
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Reply #7 - 08/28/09 at 23:15:16
 
He hasn't posted on his youtube in three weeks, and it seems all of his rambling posts on google finance seem to end around the beginning of this month. I will keep tabs on this nutball. Cool
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Reply #8 - 08/29/09 at 05:28:02
 
tenebroust wrote on 08/28/09 at 20:36:35:
The guy has potential but I would not compare him to the master.  It is my opinion that he will turn out to be someone like the time cube guy, focused on one thing, and then just becoming irrelevant.  Usually people like this are one hit wonders.  Good stuff, for what it is but far from the mastery that is Dec; THE greatest ever.


Yeah, you're right. No one beats Dec. This guy's one obsession seems to be with the color white, "infinity" and being worshipped as a god-like leader of others.

He's mentioned on this site, too. Pretty funny site, actually, I just noticed it today! In the words of one of the commenters on the site:

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Make sure your room’s walls are white? This guy belongs in a white room alright… A specific sort of white room.


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Reply #9 - 08/29/09 at 07:55:09
 
I like the "even scientologists" will think this is wacky!  Tells you a lot right there.
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Reply #10 - 08/29/09 at 10:55:17
 
tenebroust wrote on 08/29/09 at 07:55:09:
I like the "even scientologists" will think this is wacky!  Tells you a lot right there.


Yeah, scientologists are a pretty wacked-out bunch of people, all right! I especially like this site, dealing with their founder L. Ron Hubbard and the real truth about events in his life. A very entertaining read! Or to quote Hubbard's own son: "I would say that 99 per cent of what my father has written about his own life is false."

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Reply #11 - 08/29/09 at 16:48:28
 
He also has a strange obsession with Brittany Spears.
I did some snooping last night, and I found out this guy used to own a video sharing site similar to youtube. He would use the DMCA to take down his competitors, google later bought  him out, I don't think for a huge amount of money. He seemed a lot more sane then, but that was way back in 2006.
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Reply #12 - 08/30/09 at 02:41:59
 
Pittsburgh-Phil wrote on 08/29/09 at 16:48:28:
He also has a strange obsession with Brittany Spears.
I did some snooping last night, and I found out this guy used to own a video sharing site similar to youtube. He would use the DMCA to take down his competitors, google later bought  him out, I don't think for a huge amount of money. He seemed a lot more sane then, but that was way back in 2006.


That's extremely interesting. My guess in that case would be that something traumatic happened to him in his personal life, which caused him to gradually go insane. Maybe his fiancee or long-time girlfriend left him, leading to him ceasing to take his medication or something similar. Then, he latched on to these bizarre beliefs and starting spreading them via the Internet, in order to somehow deal with the stress and fear he's feeling. I'm no psychiatrist or anything, but the fact that he was more normal in the past leaves me pretty sure that's how it might have happened.
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Reply #13 - 08/30/09 at 14:59:55
 
Heh. The following was posted on "Emails from Crazy People" today. Apparently, this was sent to a guy who manufactures prop swords and guns:

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Alright, I’ll describe this in as much detail as I can give you, not a lot, and I dn’t think you’ll have to use everything I’m about to ask, but I’dreally like to be able to see this made. Lets start with the blade. The sword should be a broad sword, but I want you to try and add as much lightness to it as you can, make this one like, yet big, so it looks heavy, basicly, the actual blade of the sword is about 4ft 13inch long and atleast a half a foot wide, remember, it’s a broad sword, so I just want the blade to be streight with th point at the end, now, the hand gaurd should be more of the shape of a star, the the tips of the starshaped hand gaurd should be bent resemble hook shapes and I want the hand gaurd to be maroon. Next comes te hilt, the hild has to be more like that of a katana’s hilt, basicly, whatever type of woodthey use to make the hilt for a katana should be used for the handle of this weapon. I want that bandaged up after you connect it to the blade, the I want you to to place ray skin leather over the bandaging, in order to give it tat firm grip feel, and on the end of the hild should be a key chain with a small chain that reaches atleast 12 cm’s long with the symbal of star with an arrow shooting through it. try and make the star and the arrow as 3d as you can make them, that’s about all I can give you for details. If this costs anything, then don’t waist your time, I have no money, and I’m only 17, so spare me the lecture, please.


Oh, yeah, I'm sure a job like that wouldn't "cost anything". Ugh. Was I this stupid when I was 17? I can't remember.

From the comments on the page in question:

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Grasp on reality: Fail on so many levels.

And just what kind of lecture is this kid expecting? The mere fact that he felt compelled to add this line suggests that he has encountered these “lectures” before. I’m thinking they all probably start with “Listen up shit-for-brains…..”
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Reply #14 - 08/30/09 at 15:38:23
 
I noticed this guy searches for his name, a lot. So if there is any way for this forum to show up on googles front page, it would be awesome. Maybe he would post. Smiley
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