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05/25/07 at 03:38:39
 
Describing this page, its contents and the delus... uh, opinions of its owner is somewhat difficult. Suffice it to say that this guys scares me. And by "scares me", I mean in an upcoming-Virginia-Tech-shooting -kinda way. I quote freely from the page in question to show you why I feel thus. Meet Chris Roller:

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CONFESS YOUR SINS AND BE FORGIVEN - Email me with all your sins, and you will not be judged civilly or criminally for those sins confessed.  This will cost you 10% of your net worth, which will go entirely towards restitution to any victims of your sins, and the remaining will go towards charity.  Send 10% of your net worth


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I have a patent pending called "Godly Powers".


Oooooookaaaay...

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In April of 1999, I had a spiritual experience in which millions of spirits started entering me and are still entering me if I'm spiritually powerful enough to hold them .  I do believe that I was able to hold heaven at that moment.  It made me extremely powerful spiritually.  It led me on a 2.5 month practice journey which taught me how to use my spirituality and the magic associated with it.  
I have human angels (CIA for example) and spiritual angels.  They both protect me.


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The experience led me to believe that I am Jesus - the second coming.
In April 2000, a similar experience occurred in which I was now able to hold hell.  FYI, I did not believe in hell before this occurred - I thought there was only a heaven.


Yes... Jesus... It's not at all like you're very severely mentally ill and delusional, or anything...

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Is Jesus God?  If Jesus is a human that can possess God-like abilities, then I am Jesus, although I don't exhibit the same characteristics as the first Jesus did.  Some may think of me as Jesus, but others may consider me Buddha, Mohammed, God, Messiah, Savior, Ala, etc..
Evolution vs. Creation debate.  It turns out they both are true - life operates via evolution, and I can manipulate life via creation


Uh, yes... Of course you can, Chris... I just have to go get something in my car, I'll be right back...

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[...]I tested out the machine guns and all my weapons.  I think I took the head off some of them.  I took out each one of my enemies - one by one, until they were all dead.

This leads to multiple timelines.  You see, these people that I defeated, momentarily died, but they entered into a different timeline (world) which was visible by the type 1 My Truman Show cast members, then at an undetermined time (usually when the different worlds coincided), the timeline unraveled (undid itself), leaving the entire experience unmemorable to everyone in my timeline (our timeline) except the cast members - no one (except type 1 cast members) ever knew they ever died because they didn't die.


Huh

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When you use the power of god, you can bypass all the physics you've ever learned. You simply use thought to control what happens.  This means you can fly to the Moon at whatever speed you'd like, using a magic spacesuit to protect you, experience the moon's gravity, and fly back to earth. You don't have to fly though-you can simply appear there in a split-second if you want to.

You might be wondering how in the world I can produce more than 1,000,000 babies and no one knows about it yet? Well, part of it is the media - they are very good about keeping things quiet about my show. But most of the secret comes from the fact that these ladies have no idea that they have my baby. Reason for this is the duality of my show.  You see, most of these ladies have a boyfriend or husband whom they think has conceived the baby.  While he's doing her, my spiritual angels fertilizes her egg.


Ah... yes... of course... Huh

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Morons like nearly every psychiatrist I've ever met. In my opinion, the profession is a disgrace. In 2000, when I was poisoned by some co-workers, I went to the hospital to get my blood tested. Instead of testing my blood for poison, they sent me to a mental institution and told me that it was all in my head - that I wasn't poisoned, and that I was just imagining things. Instead of proving me wrong, they just assumed it - they neglected to test my blood for poison, then next, they threw away a sample of coffee I suspected of being laced by my co-workers - instead of testing it.  These people think I have something called bi-polar disorder, when instead, they are the ones with a condition called "moronus stupiditise".


Yeah, it's not at all like you're a very sick and delusional man or anything like that. Not at all. Nossir. Dunno where those "stupids" got that from... Shocked

Check out his page in full, it's scary. Really scary. How someone as sick and delusional as this can just be allowed to roam the streets for years on end frightens me. I think the scariest part is how he has absolutely no insight as to his own delusions. All the elements of chronic schizophrenia are right there and yet he just keeps on trucking. Frightening.

Did I mention he's running for President, by the way? With Bill Gates? As in, THE Bill Gates, CEO of Microsoft? No, it's totally true; Bill Gates even emailed him and everything!

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Chris-

I am ready to announce our bid to run for President/Vice President in 2008.  
Of course, we are going to run under the Microsoft Platform.  Please
call me as soon as you get this!  Call me on my private line!

Bill Gates

_________________________________________________________________
Express yourself instantly with MSN Messenger! Download today - it's FREE!


Yeah, I'm sure that was the real Bill Gates and everything, Chris... The fact that he used Hotmail account is, of course, undeniable proof that it wasn't just a prankster having a laugh on your behalf... Roll Eyes

Anyway, check this site out. A very scary example of not realizing your own mental illness. I wonder if this is what the world seemed like for Mr. Dec, as well? I see certain definite similarities...
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