OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER!
READ THIS BEFORE ENTERING, FRANKENSTEIN SLAVE!

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Hi there! I'm zer0, the creator of this website. The pages you are about
to enter contain the transcribed and illustrated rantings of a schizophrenic
madman named Francis E. Dec, Esq. His rants, while hilarious, include
frequent references to anti-Semitism, misogyny, anti-Americanism, anal sex,
analingus, almost complete misanthropy and blatant racism - and that's just
naming a few things! Some people may find some or all of these topics
offensive. If you are among these people, please DO NOT enter this web
site, as I will completely refuse to accept any responsibility should you
happen to be offended by anything contained herein. The same thing goes
for those of you completely devoid of a sense of humor. You are both
wasting your time here and should go someplace else instead.

  

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Also: please note that the opinions expressed in the aforementioned rants are NOT my own nor are
they in any way shared or endorsed by me. I am NOT an anti-Semite, a racist or some kind of
insane paranoiac. I'm a Swedish cartoonist and an all-around nice guy. The offending opinions in
question were held by Mr. Francis E. Dec, who originally penned the rants in question. I have
merely done my best to transcribe and illustrate them to the best of my ability in order to further
enhance their comedic brilliance. By choosing to enter this website you automatically under-
stand and acknowledge that any and all offensive opinions contained within are those of
Mr. Dec and are not in any way shared or held by myself. So ixnay on the hatemail, yes?

Last but not least, the writings of Mr. Dec are far, far too crazy in and of themselves to actually be
taken seriously enough to get pissed off over. Remember; these rants were written by a delirious
madman trying to convince us of the validity of his warped perception of the world. As such, this
should primarily be viewed as a humor website and not as something to get upset over. Capiche?

Got all that? You sure? Good! Now come on in, you hangman rope Sneak
Deadly Gangster scum-on-top!
 

ENTER THE WEBSITE!
 

NO THANKS, I WANT TO LEAVE!

 

  
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The Official Francis E. Dec Fanclub
was elected Cool Site of the Day
by Coolpick.com on August 3, 2007.

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 This page created and maintained worldwide as a Frankenstein
slave (usually at night) by zer0 (Peter Branting) 2006 and onwards.
Original rants by Francis E. Dec, esq. Audio recorded by Boyd "Doc" Britton,1986
All illustrations © by zer0, 2006. Quit stealing other people's stuff, eBaum.