OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER!
READ THIS BEFORE ENTERING, FRANKENSTEIN SLAVE!

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Hi there! I'm zer0, the creator of this website. The pages you are about to
enter contain the transcribed and illustrated rantings of a schizophrenic mad-
man named Francis E. Dec, Esq. His rants, while hilarious, include frequent
references to anti-Semitism, misogyny, anti-Americanism, anal sex, analingus,
almost complete misanthropy and blatant racism - and that's just naming a few
things! Some people may find some or all of these topics offensive. If you are
among these people, please DO NOT enter this web site, as I will completely
refuse to accept any responsibility should you happen to be offended by
anything contained herein. The same thing goes for those of you completely
devoid of a sense of humor. You are both wasting your time here and should
go someplace else instead.

  

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Also: please note that the opinions expressed in the aforementioned rants are NOT my own nor
are they in any way shared or endorsed by me. I am NOT an anti-Semite, a racist or some kind of
insane paranoiac, I'm a Swedish cartoonist and an all-around nice guy. The offending opinions in
question were held by Mr. Francis E. Dec, who originally penned the rants in question. I have merely
done my best to transcribe and illustrate them to the best of my ability in order to further enhance
their comedic brilliance. By choosing to enter this website you automatically understand and
acknowledge that any and all offensive opinions contained within are those of Mr. Dec and
are not in any way shared or held by myself. So ixnay on the hatemail, yes?

Last but not least, the writings of Mr. Dec are far, far too crazy in and of themselves to actually be
taken seriously enough to get pissed off over. Remember; these rants were written by a delirious mad-
man trying to convince us of the validity of his warped perception of the world. As such, this should
primarily be viewed as a humor website and not as something to get upset over. Capiche?

Got all that? You sure? Good! Now come on in, you hangman rope Sneak
Deadly Gangster scum-on-top!
 

ENTER THE WEBSITE!
 

NO THANKS, I WANT TO LEAVE!

 

  
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 This page created and maintained worldwide as a Frankenstein
slave (usually at night) by zer0 (Peter Branting) 2006 and onwards.
Original rants by Francis E. Dec, esq. Audio recorded by Boyd "Doc" Britton,1986
All illustrations © by zer0, 2006. Quit stealing other people's stuff, eBaum.